schmol

Can be used in place of the word bitch or douche bag. Also in adjective form it is much like the word lame. Schmol has a negative connotation but can be used in a joking manner with friends.

Wow you are such a schmol

or

Man that party was so schmol, there were no chicks there at all.

schmol by schmolinator July 4, 2009

Schmol

Schmols are an extremely rare species; cute, but very protective. Legend says there's only two in the world. They're both a little quirky, but a hoot at a party. Known to touch joeys, sing songs (mostly about cats), and eat everything in sight.

Approach with caution.

Person A: "Oh look it's the schmols!"
Person B: "No those are schmoletts, the schmols are behind them"

Schmol by All that and dim sum December 10, 2019

Schmol

Small.

It's very schmol.

Schmol by LuluSchmol March 8, 2024

Poopy Schmell

Any kind of smell that seems like it came from a butthole, such as a fart, actual poop, etc.

You and your friend Anthony are talking:

You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!

Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!

Poopy Schmell by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011

Schmalbrock

He's so tough and immortal, he wipes his ass with sandpaper for amusement. In Germany we call him schmallcock.

Look at this tough and handsome guy, such a schmalbrock.

Schmalbrock by The man behind 1337 July 1, 2021

scamola 

A scam, only scammier.

<HomerSimpson> I smell a scam... or possibly scamola!

scamola by B-Drac August 16, 2003

Schmole 

A person who is always ruining things for the rest of the group or being a downer. Someone who no one wants to be around.

Everyone would have passed the test, but Dave was being a Schmole and told the teacher who was cheating

Schmole by Jimmycrack May 7, 2020