schmoloch 

Derived from the word moloch for a king or primitive pagan god. Schmoloch is a person who is the center of attention or focus of others but either idles away while others look on or otherwise behaves stupidly before the group.

In chess: "It is your turn to move, schmoloch."

In Scrabble: "Schmoloch! There is no way that crumperbun is in the dictionary I can't believe that took you 30 minutes."

In pizza: "This pizza delivery schmoloch hasn't arrived yet. My apartment isn't that hard to find."

For mothers: "My schmoloch son said he would call after dinner and now I am sitting in my pajamas."

schmoloch by DancingFedora December 5, 2009

schlochembacher 

one who is depressed and is willing to explain to anybody how bad their life is on social clubs such as myspace, facebook, twitter, etc.

schlochembacher

schlochembacher by youngno23 March 20, 2010

schooch 

The act of incrementally moving, sliding or scooting one's derrière, buttocks or rear along when sitting on a sofa or bench, usually to make room for others to sit.

Probably derived from "scoot," which means "To move or slide to the side."

Brett, please schooch down a little so Aunt Dolores will have room to sit down.

schooch by Joseph Poliakon December 30, 2004

schoochie

sick alcoholic wench, slut skank, bitches that are all about drama drama drama

dude, the schoochies are wasted again.
courtney's such a schoochie.

schoochie by Jessica L July 29, 2008

schoolophobia 

The intense, casually bordering insane fear of an educational establishment. May also be used to describe the feeling of dismay casually experienced in the morning by young students

Because of his schoolophobia, the young chap couldn't sleep on the first day of school, and all the follow-up days as well

schoolophobia by SStudent January 31, 2009

Schlochenthorp 

Schlochenthorp is a sex move which takes no less than three years to complete and there is absolutely NO sex to be had. It contains 849 highly detailed steps that must be followed to the letter. A full list can be found on Facebook. It can be performed solo or with multiple people.

I haven't seen John lately. Where is he?" "He is off performing Schlochenthorp with his girlfriend. He won't be back for a while"

Schlochenthorp by Timebender13 July 8, 2010

SchoochyMoney 

The attraction of money, also an upcoming Detroit rapper.

Who is SchoochyMoney? He’s an rapper from Detroit. What does his name mean? Schoochy is the attraction, Money is what’s being attracted.

SchoochyMoney by Wopsop313 October 7, 2018