Schmogli

The type of person that gets into a sports stadium without paying but gets busted midway through the show. Then runs away to not get prohibited

Bro: Schmogli got in the Bayern Stadium again and after getting caught ran away.
Bro2: legend

by Rihpsalis April 26, 2023

schmogging

The act of making a strong and lasting impression at a post lunch business meeting by projecting schmog all over the meeting room walls.

The only way Steve could see getting out of this 3:00PM process meeting and potentially this dead end job, was to conclude his opening remarks at the meeting with a good schmogging.

by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011

Schmoliday

A day in which you get to work from home without the usual interruptions of eMail or endless, pointless, back-to-back nonconference calls.

Q. Did you enjoy your holiday?
A. Holiday Schmoliday, I had to get up early and take care of that presentation that everyone's been hounding me about.

by PhlpCrp September 7, 2009

Schmooling

Schmooling is an alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.

Aleks- “Connor, you’re so stupid!”
Connor- “Hey, why would you say that?”
Aleks- “It’s okay, I’m just schmooling!”

by thealeks March 8, 2019

Schmooling

Alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.

“Aleks called me ugly but I know she’s just schmooling”

by anapkeyclub March 8, 2019

schmogley

noun.

1) a dumb motherfucker, dipshit, fucknut, stupid ass

2) a hot steaming shit, steamer, asslog, turd

3) a tiny hobbit looking bastard (much like wee-man...Johnny Knoxvilles butt buddy)

my fucking boss is such a fuckin schmogley, he fails to realize that I piss in his coffee pot every morning

oh dang girl, why you be comin up in my crib and leavin that 12 pound schmogley in my toilet? make me wonder jes how big your dirty asshole is......shi

Jackass 3D was the bomb, that lil schmogley took an apple to his tiny coin pouch

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

schmogin' bono

a stupid person; one of insignificant intelligence

"Man, this schmogin' bono won't leave me alone"

by johnismerry April 1, 2023