Schmizi

He's a proper madlad

Oi Schmizi is a proper madlad you know

by Schmizi November 24, 2021

schmizzed

Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.

I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.

by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017

Schmikity Shmoo

Commonly known as a 'Deanerism', Schmikity Shmoo is in reference to anything that is running on schedule or going along without problem or interference

This Cheap Pint of Ale is going down Schmikity Shmoo

by Hermin the German June 8, 2015

Schmigidy

When you beyond smacked

Me, Shrink, Quality Quan, and that boy AB put 2 gs in a blunt, and we all was Schmigidy

by PancakeDaddy November 28, 2018

schmii schmii

She's that girl with the scratchy, high-pitched voice singing pop songs in the back of your English class like she's the next Aretha Franklin. He's that guy who pretends to scratch his stomach just so he can show off his abs. She's that girl complaining about how much her life sucks because Tutti Dolci-Creme Brulee lip-gloss was discontinued. He's that guy complaining about how much his life sucks because he got a stain on his bright white sneakers. She's that girl who makes stupid, ignorant comments, and the worst part is that she never catches on to how stupid or ignorant she is; she just likes to hear herself talk. He's that guy making trite, cliché, out-of-line, and definitely not funny jokes, and the worst part is that he never catches on to how not-funny he is and he will continue to make not-funny comments in the hopes that everyone is paying attention to him.

Girl schmii: AHMAHGAD if liikee you ate a pink ball of yarn and your hair is blond would you wake up with some like totally rad streaks the next morning?
Normal Human being: I refuse to dignify that question with an answer.
Girl schmii: So that that equals yes!! I'm totesss going to do that then!!
Normal Human being: Schmii Schmii.

by schmii March 27, 2011

schmizzow

an interjectionary word. most used to express euphoria or orgasm.

Schmizzow! That was a great toe fuck!

by J-dubbles April 21, 2004

Schmizzled

(adv/adj/n) A state of being in which one is all but sober. A spiritual blend of intoxication and levitation.

- Often results in one arriving in a temporary vegetable like state in which they watch trading spaces for hours on end.

Bro, Jake hit that k2 and was fucking SCHMIZZLED.

by Puberodaumous February 14, 2010