Schmidiot

N. someone possessing the quality of insane idiocy. not only are they ridiculously stupid, they are so stupid that when you call them an idiot, you feel the intense need to add another sylibil in order to convey their idiocy to them.

this word may also be abreviated into "schmid".

1) Bill - "wow, i didn't know that The Hills was actually scripted and not a reality show at all."

Ted- "Really, Bill? Everyone knew that. You're such a schmidiot."

by Tayloptimist July 7, 2011

Schmidt Special

This term refers to when your feces enters into food (sometimes resembling nutella or chocolate).

Culinary Teacher: “Hey, how did you put so much nutella in your crepe? We ran out of nutella in last hours class.”

Student: “Ahh, dont worry. It’s just the Schmidt Special”

by bus 48 god child October 29, 2019

shidiot

A mixture of shithead and idiot. Often known for as being an insult, definately not a compliment, and NOT defined by the following person above/below/whatever, it was a common swear word my grandfather would say when driving on the road and running across a 'shidiot' who obviously didn't know what they were doing.

That stupid shidiot doesn't know how to drive! The light isn't going to get any greener, damnit!

I can't stand that asshole, he's a stupid shidiot.

by DeSiReDPaRaSiTe December 3, 2004

kimmy schmidt

A friendly and social redhead that was trapped in a bunker by an evil, crazy reverend for 15 years with 3 other women.

"I was binge watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt last night, and I know it's a good show."

by CandyEater June 5, 2017

Smidiot

"a person that thinks they are smart, but is really just an idiot"

Look at that smidiot , he just let the love of his life drive away

by hunteroffools October 8, 2009

dip schmidt

a teacher that is a little too obsessed with coffee grounds to the point where it stained his teeth. We often call him buckey because of his buck teeth. he is obsessed with saying k, ok, um, alright, alrighty. Once he said k 169 times in one class which is 45 minutes.

Wow here comes dip schmidt

by clobamacare November 13, 2019

Schmidt-Ing

To strike a pose with your arms spread, palms facing upward usually overlooking a historic monument, it is then documented forever as a photo.

Are you going Schmidt-Ing on top of that mountain?

by USAFA2007 October 25, 2012