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Schmik

A fairytale creature, much like the Grinch, who he is reknowned for having schmiky ways.
'Why the hell are you being such a schmik again, Louisa!'
by Daangus July 3, 2016
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Schmiee

American v. ca 1999

To terminate from employment for any reason.

To conduct mass layoffs.
Hey Jim got Schmieed yesterday because he was a lazy oaf .

Hey I heard that the company is going to do the Big Schmiee. I hope I don't get laid off.
by Botendaddy July 9, 2016
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Schmideee

A Genshin Impact / variety streamer on Twitch mostly known for his sexy mustache and his resplendent personality. As of 7/24/2023, he has just over one thousand sixty followers, of which mostly consist of unfortunate Genshin Impact / Honkai ~ Star Rail players.

Though relatively lesser known compared to larger streamers, his follower and average view counts have been continuously going up as he continues to stream and build himself. His improvement as a streamer is most readily apparent by viewing his infamous introductory sketches ("Intros"), of which he writes, acts, records, and edits by himself, many of which have been posted to his YouTube channel.

He is well-known among his community for his frequent use of physical comedy and prop comedy, having various costumes and characters becoming staples of his streams. The most prominent among these is a wandering, weary, magic orbless wizard (known as "Schmizard").

His current main platforms are Twitch and YouTube, and there are currently no plans for him to change that.
Person 1: Hey, there's a Schmideee stream today!
Person 2: Yo, what the fuck! That's awesome!
Person 3: Have you seen my magic orb?
by columbina's #1 fan July 22, 2023
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Schmiee

"schmiee"

(american) n. 1970's

Schmiee is a term for marijuanic herb. It is based on reversing the sounds of "Smoke the Reefer" to "Roak the Schmieffer" or "Schmiee for short.

See also "Roak"
"Hey man, let's roak the schmiee."

"Hey baby, do roak the schmiee?" She asked blithely.
by Botendaddy February 17, 2009
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schmig affiliate

someone who sucks both at life and at affiliate marketing
"Don't waste your time on that schmig affiliate"
by schmigstoppa January 10, 2010
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Schmiff

Schmiff: (adj) A word to describe something so incredibly awesome that it can't be compared to anything else, and that no other word can fully describe.
"Man, that new movie was so schmiff!"
"You liked it?"
"Absolutely!"
by Darryl J. McAdams May 24, 2010
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Schmidt Special

This term refers to when your feces enters into food (sometimes resembling nutella or chocolate).
Culinary Teacher: “Hey, how did you put so much nutella in your crepe? We ran out of nutella in last hours class.”

Student: “Ahh, dont worry. It’s just the Schmidt Special”
by bus 48 god child October 29, 2019
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