Schmidtten

awe-struck, suddenly with deep feeling, to be smitten with a Schmidt!

Oh, I'm so schmidtten over you!

by loveacrossoceans December 12, 2010

Schmitting

To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.

My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.

by whocaresaboutpolitics August 15, 2012

Schmitting

To Masturbate heavily for hours.

Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.

After Schmitting for hours my phone died and I had to switch to my laptop

by Howling Mad Murdock June 15, 2019

Schmidtke

Schmidtke is a surname originating in Germany which originally meant "blacksmith", but in Australia has taken on a meaning of "that kid at your school who is always gonna be there for his fam. He would take bullets for each and every one of his squad, and they mean the world to him. He is tall and sexy as hell"

Girl 1: Dayum, that Schmidtke kid lookin sexy today! Kinda wanna get with him, but my boyfriend gets kinda jealous
Girl 2: its okay, gurrl, he knew when you got together that Schmidtke was a risk, but Schmidtke would protecc you if you need protection from a jelly boyfriend. Just get in his bed tonight!

by KahootKing777 August 27, 2020

Schmitten

A boy/girl who loves to play fortnite in his dark, sweaty schmitten cave. He loves to game and is very easily mistaken for a naked mole rat with a shlid.

“Stop playing fortnite, your such a schmitten”

by Qwmnerbv May 3, 2019

Schmidtting

The act or process of holding in a giant crap or diarrhea while performing an activity or in a situation that places you far from a bathroom or any other place of relief.

Man, I was schmidtting so hard today when i was in a meeting with my boss

by Hot and Spicy man October 2, 2011

Schmitted Up

Norway slang word for screwed up.

Well Oloff, You Schmitted that up...

by Sven Johansen December 24, 2004