Schmitted

When you utterly fail because you thought you were the smartest person in the room but in all reality, you're the dumbest and you just proved it.

Wow that Senator really Schmitted himself when he tried to outsmart the witness but his example was completely false.

Schmitted by UCF_RosenKnight September 30, 2026

Schmitted Up 

Norway slang word for screwed up.

Well Oloff, You Schmitted that up...

Schmitted Up by Sven Johansen December 24, 2004

David Schmitt 

David Schmitt is the lead vocalist of Breathe Carolina. He's probably the sexiest thing to even walk the planet. His voice, hair, eyes, everything about David is god. Not to mention he's extremely funny and irresistible. David can kill you with his hot amazing powers.

Girl1: Daviesaur I choose you!

*David Schmitt emerges from Pokeball*
Girl2: "oh no!"
Girl1: Daviesaur use sexiness!

* opponent is defeated*

David Schmitt by Grrowel145 February 19, 2013

Piece of ScHmITt

Any kind of plagiarized writing by persons of power. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt. A Piece of ScHmITt can be distinguished from other forms of plagiarism by the author’s reliance on political or other means of control to circumvent standards and avoid being held accountable once their fraud is exposed.

Dude 1: Have recently found out that our head of department plagiarized my father’s writing.
Dude 2: Sure, but it’s a Piece of ScHmITt, so there’s nothing you can do about it.

Piece of ScHmITt by FrankBeaverbrook January 20, 2012

schmizzed

Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.

I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.

schmizzed by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017

schmittify 

Already commonly used term in Hungary, in reference to the fourth President, for
1. writing with a lot of spelling mistakes and not giving a shit about it,
2. plagiarising.

My dear students, don't ever think of schmittifying as in this place it has serious consequences.

schmittify by hungarians March 5, 2012

Schmitt'd

An instance when a person truly believes that their statement was original and states the obvious after immediately being told the same information from a peer.

After giving an update to my boss I was schmitt'd by Aaron who said the exact same things that I said. Thanks for taking adding no value to the conversation and taking all the credit.

Schmitt'd by ObviousDecision December 17, 2013