Schmidtting
The act or process of holding in a giant crap or diarrhea while performing an activity or in a situation that places you far from a bathroom or any other place of relief.
Schmidtting by Hot and Spicy man October 2, 2011
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Schmidtting
'He was schmidtting me last night!'
'Dude, I want him to schmidt me so bad.'
'I think he's really into schmidtting...'
'Dude, I want him to schmidt me so bad.'
'I think he's really into schmidtting...'
Schmidtting by IL0V3Jello323 September 8, 2023
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schpitting
1. Similar to 'spitting', but occurs after vomiting in order to remove the taste of vomit from ones mouth.
James: "He's still going, he's still going" (ie: vomiting)
Andrew: "I'm just schpitting" (proceeds to vomit violently)
James: (sarcastically) "Just schpitting ey?"
Andrew: "I'm just schpitting" (proceeds to vomit violently)
James: (sarcastically) "Just schpitting ey?"
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Schmidling
A small piece of something; remnants of something larger; something leftover; a small task, chore, or errand ; a pet name for someone ; the end of a bag of weed; shake
"Hey you dropped a little weed." "Oh its alright, it's just a lil' schmidling," proclaimed Benjamin.
Liz had a schmidling of ketchup on her face after she ate the hotdog.
Tom had to attend to a few schmidlings after he got off work.
"My little schmidling" (with accent)
"All I've got left are a few schmidlings." < You better get some more weed.
Note: Some choose to raise one eyebrow while using this word.
Liz had a schmidling of ketchup on her face after she ate the hotdog.
Tom had to attend to a few schmidlings after he got off work.
"My little schmidling" (with accent)
"All I've got left are a few schmidlings." < You better get some more weed.
Note: Some choose to raise one eyebrow while using this word.
Schmidling by schmidling September 11, 2012
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