Schmevin

An alternate word for the insult "retard". More discrete insult

That guy is a schmevin.

Look at that schmevin pissing into the wind.

by THE REAL ELVIS July 8, 2011

SCHMEVINS

Oral sex from female to male.

I better get some schmevins on our 4 year anniversary! It's been too long!

by Captain Tubesock January 29, 2008

Schmovin

When you are playing Super Smash Bros and you do something cool and are playing well.

"His dk was kinda schmovin ngl"

by DtrJr4 July 18, 2020

Schmekin The Be Be

A catchy phrase to describe ones emotions during every day life, when you just have nothing else to say, or even when you have a lot to say. It's a feel good way to say anything.

This phrase is dedicated to our little black rain cloud.

When you are feeling down and out, and you want to scream and shout, Schmekin The Be Be.

If you are just feeling some type of way, what do you say?
Schmekin The Be Be.

Frustration and Stress? No Problem.
Schmekin The Be Be.

Bad Sex, Good Sex...Schmekin the Be Be.

However, when your car gets crashed, your Be Be has been Schmecked.

by Ms. Schmeckle December 9, 2009

schmoving

When you are dancing like crazy making it look like you’re having a seizure when you’re just fine.

Damn that guy is schmoving!

by EddieGames September 24, 2020

schteving my bill

A secret phrase which replaces the commonly used term "jacking off", this originated in STC Highschool in 2014. Very useful when in public or in school

(Two boys on the phone)
Guy 1: Hey bro can I come over?
Guy 2: Hold on, I'm schteving my bill.
Guy 1: Alright hurry the fuck up.

by notyaD May 20, 2014

Schmekin Prickles

A tasty treat.

Wanna stop and get some frozen Schmekin Prickles?
Last night I skipped dinner and just had Schmeckin Prickles.

by Rehpinej October 20, 2010