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"Sh-mev-en"
A number, it's Seven, give or take Seven (so anywhere between zero and fourteen).
0 ≤ Schmeven ≥ 14

See: "schmeventy" for a bigger version
I have about schmeven cans of beer left in the fridge.
I drank around schmeven shots last night at the party.
My band has schmeven followers on Myspace.
schmeven by Formalis September 6, 2025
Related Words

Scheveningen 

Scheveningen is a city in The Netherlands.

The Dutch try to get American tourists to say it for their own pleasure and laughs. They can't. You have to have the "schhuuchhh" in your throat (like a bug is in there). Don't try because you'll practice for a long time and get nowhere. I tried.
Dutch Boy: Say "Scheveningen"

American Girl: Shev-en-innngeeen? Shabahahabla?

Dutch Boy: Hahaha

American Girl: What did I say?

Dutch Boy: Scheveningen; it's a city. American's and German's can't say it.
Scheveningen by leighja May 27, 2009

SCHMEVINS 

I better get some schmevins on our 4 year anniversary! It's been too long!
SCHMEVINS by Captain Tubesock January 29, 2008
Attractive white girl, also know as a "snowflake"
Damn thats one fine ass Schmeen!

Schteven 

The refined evolution of a Nerd or Geek. Fluent in several forms of 1337. The Schteven can usually be found wading his way through game review forums, pc hardware forums and on counter-strike which is the centre of their lives. Typically the specimen wears spectacles, has a slight speech impediment and an overgrown mullet

Fortunately the species grows from a gradual interest in online gaming and 1337. The subject will never reproduce via sexual intercourse as counter-strike takes up most of their lives.

Apparently female specimens have been sighted although some were mistaken for premature Schtevens on VOIP (Voice Over IP or Teamspeak).
If you are browsing any popular game review, pc hardware review or counter-strike forums you are sure to come across this creature.

Haunting sounds riddle these servers; "omgwtfpwned...." and "omgomg wat a serrrvverrr..."

A prime example of a Schteven is Bill Gates. Who could be classed as the 'Schtevenus Maximus' through his success as a Schteven.
Schteven by Darren Grantham September 25, 2005

schleven 

To venture with at least one other person to the popular convenience store, 7-11, outside the hours of 11pm and 7am.
Dude, I don't want to do my homework, let's get a group together and schleven.
schleven by ManicMarsBar January 12, 2009