schmegina 

Sticky substance formed in the folds of the vagina due to poor hygiene.

French president Emmanuel Macron is not a pussy or a dick, but is a schmegina.

schmegina by valenzbn June 3, 2017

Schmegtastic Jack Martin 

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma

That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin

Schmegtastic Jack Martin by TheDogFondller May 28, 2020

SCHMEVINS 

Oral sex from female to male.

I better get some schmevins on our 4 year anniversary! It's been too long!

SCHMEVINS by Captain Tubesock January 29, 2008

schmegma lips 

(n) the white shit that gathers in the corners of one's mouth after eating stank rotten pussy or sucking dry dirty dick

Wipe your mouth before you hit the bowl Todd, you have shmegma lips!

schmegma lips by todd murphy May 13, 2005

Schmeggadiggazord

A term used to describe the length and pure girth of Dwayne The CockJohnsons's Massive Cock.

-Dwayne The CockJohnsons's Dick is so big it looks like a Schmeggadiggazord.
-Dwayne The CockJohnsons's bitch wasn't listening to him, So he slapped her with his Schmeggadiggazord.

Schmeggadiggazord by Gunshoes October 8, 2020

phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush 

The underground fraternal act of slowly removing the penis from your pants, being careful not to disturb the unsuspecting victim (usually sleeping or dead from multiple keg stands) and rolling the tip and foreskin of your penis over the victims mouth allowing all of the schmegma buildup and residue to be dispersed in the victims oral cavity. The addition of some schmegma covered pubes to the concoction is also allowed.

After i phi psy schmegma kai toothbrushed that fat chick last night my dick might just be clean enough to eat off of without the taste of old ass cheese and sorority muff.

phi psy schmegma kai toothbrush by dive team 13 September 6, 2010

Schmenna

The term given for a light skinned mexican-mennonite. The language spoken is known as low-german where regular german (as spoken in Germany) is known as high german. Its more of a slang language of proper german. They originated in a community known as Chihuahua in Mexico as farmers and other agricultural sectors. They migrated north and are found in Central US, as well as Canada, mostly in Manitoba and Ontario. Common names used by themselves are: Jake, Issaac, Helen, Mary, Henry, Anita, Margaret among others. Common features are, large protruding ears, square shaped heads, black hankerchief worn by female after married. Dresses in cowboy gear except wears a baseball cap with the mesh in the back (cheese grater) Commonly shortformed as "Schmen" Can be found in dictionaries as "mennonites" and "white mexican"

Quit being such a schmenna.

Stop acting like a schmen.
Wear some deodorant, you smell like a schmenna.

Schmenna by millsy200 January 22, 2010