When the poo blast dries on the area above the water line of the toilet bowl, creating a cement like poo substance that requires manual labor to remove.
I keep trying to laser blast last weeks shmemories with my pee but they won’t budge.
**Memories that last seconds. Sometimes you don't want memories or pictures to last forever -- just seconds. Snapchat has become so popular with the younger generation because when your getting crunk you only want to have slemories. You don't want everlasting memories. Slemory
Krissy sent some topless {slemories } last night on Snapchat. Thank god for vodka, Snapchat and the great Slemory.
shemorie is a simple young guy notbing special he has dark brown skin, short hair, 5’7,doesn’t care much for his style but likes the color yellow, he likes basketball and listening to music and taking naps. he’s very nocholant he’s a good guy to vent to and even though he was a very private person he went threw really hard times but he’s so strong that every day no matter what she continues. i fell in love with him didn’t end well still not over him and sometimes i wish i could go back because even though we were so toxic we had nice moments. we ended for the better though it hurt way more then it made me happy and although i couldn’t leave he did because he knew he wasn’t doing me much good we ended for the better and i’m glad we did but i wish we still had our spark there yk? but shemorie is one of the best kids you’ll ever meet you just gotta put effort into it.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.