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Schmegory 

NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an

awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the

male version of Meg from Family Guy

ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's

just 'eh'

VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or

behaving awkwardly in a public context
NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"

"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."

ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking

schmeg......."

VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."

"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."
Related Words

schmecho 

It's the reverberating sound your nuts make against her ass when you're drilling your skank in a mens room stall.
Dude, you shoulda heard the schmecho tonite while I was bustin it with your sister in the can!
schmecho by Uncle Kurtie November 9, 2006
A word used when nothing else is worth saying
" I have small arms" " SCHMEH"
schmeh by Nicolas Barbeau November 1, 2003

Schmohog 

A fat ugly bird from the krazyhouse.
A prime example of a schmohog would be Annie bovril
Schmohog by fatbrekkied November 6, 2010
'''Schmeow''' is a humorous term used to descibe Ketamine. Ketamine is an anesthetic that has been approved for both human and animal use in medical settings since 1970; about 90 percent of the ketamine legally sold is intended for use by cats. It can be injected or snorted.

Although Schmeow is a relatively new term, its origins can be traced to the house party/rave scene in and around the University of Arizona and the greater Tucson area. Its use began popping up in the Tucson area durring the spring of 2009. Schmeow's availability and affordability are greatly enhanced by the regions close proximity to the Mexican border.
Schmeow anyone?
Schmeow by azdigitalpimp August 30, 2009

Schmemofull 

The general malaise felt after successfully binge drinking for five or more days straight.
"Dude, I'm so schmemofull from that vacation."
Schmemofull by Troglodite77 January 16, 2009