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Schmegory
NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an
awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the
male version of Meg from Family Guy
ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's
just 'eh'
VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or
behaving awkwardly in a public context
awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the
male version of Meg from Family Guy
ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's
just 'eh'
VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or
behaving awkwardly in a public context
NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"
"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."
ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking
schmeg......."
VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."
"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."
"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."
ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking
schmeg......."
VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."
"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."
Schmegory by Two Palmettos and a Guido November 17, 2009
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Schmeho • schmeh • SCHMEOW • schmahoogie • Schmahoya • Schmebony • schmecho • schmeeorp • schmegol • schmegonnaise
schmecho
It's the reverberating sound your nuts make against her ass when you're drilling your skank in a mens room stall.
schmecho by Uncle Kurtie November 9, 2006
schmeh
schmeh by Nicolas Barbeau November 1, 2003
Schmohog
Schmohog by fatbrekkied November 6, 2010
Schmeow
'''Schmeow''' is a humorous term used to descibe Ketamine. Ketamine is an anesthetic that has been approved for both human and animal use in medical settings since 1970; about 90 percent of the ketamine legally sold is intended for use by cats. It can be injected or snorted.
Although Schmeow is a relatively new term, its origins can be traced to the house party/rave scene in and around the University of Arizona and the greater Tucson area. Its use began popping up in the Tucson area durring the spring of 2009. Schmeow's availability and affordability are greatly enhanced by the regions close proximity to the Mexican border.
Although Schmeow is a relatively new term, its origins can be traced to the house party/rave scene in and around the University of Arizona and the greater Tucson area. Its use began popping up in the Tucson area durring the spring of 2009. Schmeow's availability and affordability are greatly enhanced by the regions close proximity to the Mexican border.
Schmeow anyone?
Schmeow by azdigitalpimp August 30, 2009
Schmemofull
Schmemofull by Troglodite77 January 16, 2009
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