schemozzle

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an ugly mess that is confusing.

The as-built markup on this drawing is a schemozzle.

schemozzle by ChrisWu August 25, 2008

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schmoozle

Someone who is an idiot, ugly, narcissistic, and rude.

Rylan is a schmoozle.

schmoozle by Icy 2106 May 17, 2022

Related Words

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Schnozzle

A Schnozzle is when you sneeze and a large amount of snot (also known as bogies or nasal mucus) is produced from this sneeze, either into a tissue or into your own hands. This is not regarded as classy in the upper class world.

"Ewwww Don't sit next to John! He just Schnozzled!

Schnozzle by Doddeh June 10, 2013

shmozzle

a ridiculously fucked-up situation, or
large hassle.

It's such a shmozzle getting on an airplane.

shmozzle by monkeywerks May 14, 2005

schnozzle

Noun.
Informal slang for nose.

Words derived from schnozzle:
snozz
schnozzola

See also:
hooter
honker

A: *punches B in face*
B: You made my schnozzle bleed!

schnozzle by Lynn December 13, 2004

Schlozzle

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they are the problem.

Man, the schlozzle was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Schlozzle by ~Ñostra-Thomas® January 24, 2012

Schmazzled

Adj. The act of being absolutely fucked out of your mind.

We just got absolutely schmazzled while drinking 4Lokos

I’m absolutely fucked out of my mind, I’m Schmazzled!

Schmazzled by The Yo-Crunch Bandit November 7, 2021

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026