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Schmerti
Schmerti by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009
Related Words
Schmeart • Schmeat • schmear • Schmearing • schmeatloaf • schmertz • Schmart • schmarte • Schmartio • schmartle
Schmeat
Schmeat by YourBoyBepis October 12, 2020
schmeat yeet beat your meat yah
schmeat yeet beat your meat yah by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 22, 2017
schmarte
{pronounced in a slightly German-like accent, thus: "sschmaaaarte"}
Definition 1:
Primarily meaning good or awesome.
Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.
Definition 1:
Primarily meaning good or awesome.
Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.
Definition 1:
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!
Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!
Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!
Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!
Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.
schmarte by JamesP1234 April 20, 2010
german schmear
Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.
german schmear by Wealcattty October 15, 2017
Schmeat
Schmeat by Fish Drowned March 1, 2021
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Pee Calculus
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