Schmeart 

Similar to snorting but with your ears instead of your nose.

HEY BRO! I JUST SCHMEARTED SOME SPRITE!

Schmeart by shidon24 March 31, 2025

Schmerti 

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.

-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.

Schmerti by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009

Schmeat 

A giga-penis

You know me and the boys are packing that schmeat

Schmeat by YourBoyBepis October 12, 2020

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah 

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 22, 2017

schmarte 

{pronounced in a slightly German-like accent, thus: "sschmaaaarte"}

Definition 1:

Primarily meaning good or awesome.

Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.

Definition 1:
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!

Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!

Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.

schmarte by JamesP1234 April 20, 2010

german schmear 

Verb. When one rubs a white substance(jizz) to cover up an existing facade (face).

Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.

german schmear by Wealcattty October 15, 2017

Schmeat 

Schlong Meat

guy 1: How much schmeat you got?
guy 2: Enough

Schmeat by Fish Drowned March 1, 2021