Schmapter 

erythang.~a word that that is advanced so far beyond language that it needs no definition. shcmapter is a word that can be interjected as a noun, verb, pronoun, or adjective. it was created to effeciently describe things and actions for people far more advanced in iteliegence and linguistic skills. However it also serves as a helping word for those who are not skilled in the art of articulation; also can be used when a word escapes your brain for the moment.

That meal was so delicious i could hit my mother with a schmapter.

Could i please have more schmap in my schmapter?

Hey, check out the schmapter on the hooker over there.

Oh Schmap.

Schmapter by jonathon blaze January 1, 2007

schmammered 

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.

Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."

schmammered by Schmaynard August 31, 2008

schmarte 

{pronounced in a slightly German-like accent, thus: "sschmaaaarte"}

Definition 1:

Primarily meaning good or awesome.

Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.

Definition 1:
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!

Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!

Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.

schmarte by JamesP1234 April 20, 2010

schmaverick 

A person who identifies with the right wing, but knows nothing about political ideology and speaks mostly in talking points when it comes to politics. Derived from the words schmuck and maverick.

What a schmaverick. She can't name any supreme court rulings but would like to be VP.

schmaverick by nugzstradamus January 17, 2010

Osgood-Schlatter's Disease 

Osgood-Schlatter disease (also known as tibial tubercle apophyseal traction injury) is an inflammation of the growth plate at the tibial tuberosity, and is one of a group of conditions collectively called osteochondroses. The condition is named after the American surgeon Robert Bayley Osgood (1873–1956) and the Swiss surgeon Carl Schlatter (1864–1934), who independently described the disease in 1903.

The disease is most common in active boys and girls aged 11-15 and is usually self-limiting


Causes
The condition is caused by stress on the patellar tendon that attaches the quadriceps muscle at the front of the thigh to the tibial tuberosity. Following an adolescent growth spurt, repeated stress from contraction of the quadriceps is transmitted through the patellar tendon to the immature tibial tuberosity. This can cause multiple subacute avulsion fractures along with inflammation of the tendon, leading to excess bone growth in the tuberosity and producing a visible lump.

Osgood-Schlatter's Disease

-Dude, What is that huge ass lump on your knee??

-Oh that is just my Osgood-Schlatters Disease also known as jumpers knee

-sweet

Osgood-Schlatter's Disease by Marv_daddy January 16, 2009

schmape 

A human who resembles an ape.

Ben is a schmape.

schmape by Daniel Scroggins December 16, 2008

Schmetterling

German for "butterfly".

A German, an American, and a Frenchman are having lunch. They are taking turns complimenting the beauty of each other's languages. The American says "I love the delicacy of French! Like your word for butterfly: "papillon". The word "papillon" is so delicate - just like a butterfly!" The Frenchman answers "And I love the playfulness of English: like "butterfly"! It sounds just like a butterfly if you change the letters around: "flutter-by". Such a beautiful word.

There's a long pause while the American and the Frenchman give the German some side-eye. And the German finally says "Und vot ist wrong mit 'Schmetterling'?"

Schmetterling by Randonym July 25, 2018