Schmager

A sledder or ski bum. Usually from one province over and is a complete douche bag.
(pronounced: Sch-may-ger ..similar to smegma)

"You know it's winter when the town starts filling with schmagers."
"These fucking schmagers are dick cheesing all over our fresh powder!"
"Go back to Alberta! Fucking schmager."

Schmager by grosse_helga November 12, 2011

schmaverick 

A person who identifies with the right wing, but knows nothing about political ideology and speaks mostly in talking points when it comes to politics. Derived from the words schmuck and maverick.

What a schmaverick. She can't name any supreme court rulings but would like to be VP.

schmaverick by nugzstradamus January 17, 2010

Getting Schlagered 

Face first, hands second.

This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.

He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.

(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)

Getting Schlagered by RAWphenom October 18, 2011

schmogerty 

bull crap, lies, untruth

a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5

Action 52 rated number 1 NES classic? What a load of schmogerty!

schmogerty by MrHorrible October 23, 2011

Schlager Fuchs 

(1)anthropomorphic red fox of German and Scottish descent who enjoys consuming alcohol especially Gold Schlager or Jaegermeister.

(2)name derives from two factors: (a)Schlager for his fondness of the drink (b)Fuchs which is the German word for fox.

"Man, that Schlager Fuchs sure can hold his liquor!"

Schlager Fuchs by Matthew MacDougall December 10, 2007

schlagered 

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels

i'm going out to get schlagered.

schlagered by ez September 24, 2004

Schmogerty 

Possessed of a looseness of manner that others find attractive.

Having mad swagger.

"Dude may be ancient and kind of a sell-out, but Ice-T is still schmogerty as hell."

Schmogerty by Servant of the Shadows October 22, 2011