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schloff a schluber

smoke a pipe, or a joint, with some buddies
Let's go schloff a schluber
schloff a schluber by Eric Diggity October 9, 2006
A schluter is someone who lies about carrying large guns or weapons,like an AK or a Bowie knife.It came from a german kid who came to are school who lied about bringin' a big gun to school but he lied.He said that just so he would not be picked on by us.(Schluter is a company who makes war styled model helicopters.
"Hey man do not mess with him he be totin""No man he a straight up schluter"
schluter by Jake March 25, 2005
A combination of schlong and sucker. Often used to describe girls that won't go all the way but will give a guy some oral.
guy 1 "hey, you been tagging that new chick of yours yet?"

guy 2 "naw, she's a schlucker"
schlucker by kaip March 5, 2004
Slang name for a taxi (Uber) in Melbourne and Hobart
Hey boysie shall we get a schluber?
schluber by Rollskins December 4, 2017

schlunkerpong 

schlunkerpong is a real mans sport.
schlunkerpong by schlunker king September 21, 2020
Means: Shhhh 🤫 and lucky 🍀
example 1: Shut the fuck up you shluker
example 2: shluker that was RNG
shluker by BIGblueSmurfDADDY October 3, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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