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schloff a schluber

smoke a pipe, or a joint, with some buddies
A schluter is someone who lies about carrying large guns or weapons,like an AK or a Bowie knife.It came from a german kid who came to are school who lied about bringin' a big gun to school but he lied.He said that just so he would not be picked on by us.(Schluter is a company who makes war styled model helicopters.
"Hey man do not mess with him he be totin""No man he a straight up schluter"
schluter by Jake March 25, 2005
A combination of schlong and sucker. Often used to describe girls that won't go all the way but will give a guy some oral.
guy 1 "hey, you been tagging that new chick of yours yet?"

guy 2 "naw, she's a schlucker"
schlucker by kaip March 5, 2004
Slang name for a taxi (Uber) in Melbourne and Hobart
Hey boysie shall we get a schluber?
schluber by Rollskins December 4, 2017

schlunkerpong 

schlunkerpong is a real mans sport.
schlunkerpong by schlunker king September 21, 2020
Means: Shhhh 🤫 and lucky 🍀
example 1: Shut the fuck up you shluker
example 2: shluker that was RNG
shluker by BIGblueSmurfDADDY October 3, 2023