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A schluter is someone who lies about carrying large guns or weapons,like an AK or a Bowie knife.It came from a german kid who came to are school who lied about bringin' a big gun to school but he lied.He said that just so he would not be picked on by us.(Schluter is a company who makes war styled model helicopters.
"Hey man do not mess with him he be totin""No man he a straight up schluter"
schluter by Jake March 25, 2005
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nick schlueter

a cheating ass nigga who played me 😭.

i swear you got me in my feelings then dipped . 🥺
Friend #1 : Why you so sad?

Me : i got hoed over :(

Friend #2 : By who ??

Me : Nick Schlueter .😞
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A mix of " see ya" and "later"
dude calm down, schlater
1. To take a massive dump after arriving home from school.
WOW mom, I need to go take a huge Shluter! Listen in for the plop drop action!

Man oh Man, my Shluter was so HUGE i'm suffering from post-pardon depression!
Shluter by Beaner Basher October 23, 2005
a combined, shortened version of "see you later". the first part of the word is often dragged out to add extra effect i.e, : "schhhhhhlaters". it can also be combined with "schloser" (meaning loser) i.e.
"schlaters schloser"
hey dude im gonna hit the sack, schlaters
schlaters by Greig Jolly June 21, 2004

Schlutesed 

A word that just goes with anything
Mate I am completely Schlutesed
Schlutesed by Johnnygeralds January 19, 2020
A name that was once considered distantly related to Hitler. But found in ancient Swedish texts and roughly translated as: Blue Midget.
A lot of people find a Schlueter quite funny to look at.
Schlueter by SMEmidget December 24, 2006
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