Schlongbomb
Schlongbomb by Butthole Connoisseur July 15, 2022
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Schlongbosis
The condition in which your balls stick to your leg after sitting/standing around for an extended period of time in a hot environment.
Symptoms include walking like a penguin and extended scratching sessions.
Symptoms include walking like a penguin and extended scratching sessions.
People worry about blood clots in Economy Class, although schlongbosis is a condition affecting 1 in 2 males.
Schlongbosis by Thomas M. July 21, 2008
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schlongbonking
V. The act of sword fighting (with another male of course) while both participants are ejaculating on one another's abdominal area
schlongbonking by penispumper5097 May 21, 2009
schlongboard
a skateboard that has the setup of a longboard. In other words, someone takes the deck of a skateboard and puts on it the wheels, trucks, risers, and bearings of a longboard.
schlongboard by Matt G 123 June 14, 2009
Schlong bomb
A terrorists penis.
Jack :'Watch out, he's got a schlong bomb!'
Train driver : 'Shit it's gonna blow'
Jack : 'that's what she said' *winks at train driver*
*The train blew up and a bellend flew through the air*
Train driver : 'Shit it's gonna blow'
Jack : 'that's what she said' *winks at train driver*
*The train blew up and a bellend flew through the air*
Schlong bomb by Schong bong JT October 14, 2012
schlongboard
The sorority girl had a schlongboard for her dildos.
schlongboard by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
schlongbottom
schlongbottom by sharelydumbdumb April 1, 2011
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