Schlongbomb

When you put a confetti bomb in your foreskin and ignite it

"I drugged my father and did a schlongbomb on him"

by Butthole Connoisseur July 15, 2022

Schlongbosis

The condition in which your balls stick to your leg after sitting/standing around for an extended period of time in a hot environment.
Symptoms include walking like a penguin and extended scratching sessions.

People worry about blood clots in Economy Class, although schlongbosis is a condition affecting 1 in 2 males.

by Thomas M. July 21, 2008

schlongbonking

V. The act of sword fighting (with another male of course) while both participants are ejaculating on one another's abdominal area

Dude, Noel is such a faggot I caught him schlongbonking with Yousif in the boys changeroom today

by penispumper5097 May 21, 2009

schlongboard

a skateboard that has the setup of a longboard. In other words, someone takes the deck of a skateboard and puts on it the wheels, trucks, risers, and bearings of a longboard.

I rode down the street on my schlongboard

by Matt G 123 June 14, 2009

Schlong bomb

A terrorists penis.

Jack :'Watch out, he's got a schlong bomb!'
Train driver : 'Shit it's gonna blow'
Jack : 'that's what she said' *winks at train driver*
*The train blew up and a bellend flew through the air*

by Schong bong JT October 14, 2012

schlongboard

a ruler used for measuring a penis.

The sorority girl had a schlongboard for her dildos.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

schlongbottom

1. something you call a person, when you can't think of an insult to call them

1. Stop being such a...a...schlongbottom.

by sharelydumbdumb April 1, 2011