shlongbomb

When a man does not pull out in time of ejaculation

"Dude I was so drunk I let Pablo shlongbomb"

"Jesus does not believe in shlongbombing"

"Shlongbomb me daddy"

by CayBri February 7, 2017

Shlongboard

A short longboard

I like my longboard better than your shlongboard, it's to short

by Dude2010 February 17, 2010

shlongboarder

A girl who enjoys longboarding almost as much as she enjoys riding a mans penis.

Thotiana is a real shlongboarder

by fiestainabox300 April 14, 2014

Schlongbomb

When you put a confetti bomb in your foreskin and ignite it

"I drugged my father and did a schlongbomb on him"

by Butthole Connoisseur July 15, 2022

shlongbong

a large po

Did u see that shlongbong

by ur mom ate my pp August 29, 2021

shlongboarding

A playful and often tongue-in-cheek term referring to the act of longboarding while humorously exaggerating one's movements, usually with a nod to the phallic connotation of "shlong".

After a few drinks, John decided to entertain his friends by shlongboarding down the hill.

by Sisores April 11, 2024