Schlond

Schlond means to generate high amounts of electricity with a potato battery.

I'm going to schlond this potato.

I'm using this potato to schlond.

I'm schlonding with this potato.

by Forestyforestforest March 13, 2026

Schlond poofa

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)

“Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”

by Jesus.is.hungry July 15, 2018

Schlond Poofa

The tail pipe of a car.

I bought Ken the Gloden Schlond Poofa for his car.

by Hneum June 22, 2016

schlond poofa

A term from Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse, describing a car part that attaches to the back of a car, releasing the smoke that the car produces.

Ken: That darned schlond poofa!
Barbie: Oh, Ken!

by I_am_cool_maddy January 3, 2021

Schlond Poofa (meme)

Hahahahahahhaha hahaha the Schlond Poofa is so funny hahahahahhahahahagahgagagagaggag

Stay calm and grab a Schlond Poofa (meme)

by $EM!N@H4LL1W3LL June 9, 2022

Schlond poofa

Schlond poofa is the pet name used for anus, a play on "schlong puffer". While some people refer to their back door as a "tailpipe", there is a movement to refers to a car's tailpipe as this back door euphamism.

The vandals put sugar in his gas tank and a potato in his schlond poofa.

by jolyrojr September 27, 2021

schlond poofa

muffler.

stip falling off the car , schlond poofa

by XxathenaxX June 11, 2022