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Schlond means to generate high amounts of electricity with a potato battery.
I'm going to schlond this potato.

I'm using this potato to schlond.

I'm schlonding with this potato.
Schlond by Forestyforestforest March 13, 2026
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Schlond poofa 

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)
Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”

Schlond Poofa 

I bought Ken the Gloden Schlond Poofa for his car.
Schlond Poofa by Hneum June 22, 2016

schlond poofa 

A term from Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse, describing a car part that attaches to the back of a car, releasing the smoke that the car produces.
Ken: That darned schlond poofa!
Barbie: Oh, Ken!
schlond poofa by I_am_cool_maddy January 3, 2021

Schlond Poofa (meme) 

Hahahahahahhaha hahaha the Schlond Poofa is so funny hahahahahhahahahagahgagagagaggag
Stay calm and grab a Schlond Poofa (meme)

Schlond poofa 

Schlond poofa is the pet name used for anus, a play on "schlong puffer". While some people refer to their back door as a "tailpipe", there is a movement to refers to a car's tailpipe as this back door euphamism.
The vandals put sugar in his gas tank and a potato in his schlond poofa.
Schlond poofa by jolyrojr September 27, 2021

schlond poofa 

stip falling off the car , schlond poofa
schlond poofa by XxathenaxX June 11, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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