Definitions by Forestyforestforest

Schlondage

The amount of electricity generated by a potato battery. 1 schlondage is equivalent to 2 amps (A). The unit symbol for schlondage (j) is a lowercase j. It also means the general amount of schlondage.

I generated 3 schlonds.

You need more schlondage.

I have high schlondage.

Schlondage by Forestyforestforest March 13, 2026

Schlond

Schlond means to generate high amounts of electricity with a potato battery.

I'm going to schlond this potato.

I'm using this potato to schlond.

I'm schlonding with this potato.

Schlond by Forestyforestforest March 13, 2026