Schlender 

An Incredibly long, drawn out crap involving excessive amounts of grunting and ginormous Logs.

Dude, Ryan just clogged the Toilet with a huge Schlender! Gross!

Schlender by The Phi Tau's November 11, 2004

Schlender 

noun sometimes used a verb-(1)one who has the nasty habit of taking something normal and making a long drawn out and unpleasant ordeal out of it. (2) He or she that makes what sounded like a good idea terrible.

Normal Guy- Hey man let's go to Culver's THAT PLACE ROCKS
Group- YEAH! Great idea!
THAT GUY- Well...so...guys I was thinking that we should probably figure out a way to go to Culver's and type up a fitness plan so we can work off the calories
Group- Well actually Culver's doesn't sound good at all
Normal Guy- Dude... way to SCHLENDER it up

Schlender by thelonelyisland1992 May 2, 2011

Nick Schiener 

Fastest high school sophomore 800 runner in NY. Future Olympian

Nick Schiener is a future Olympian

Nick Schiener by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

Schlanger 

Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis

The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>

Schlanger by philipsea June 2, 2015

hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

schleimer

in german speach a schleimer(for she "schleimerin") is a person whos head is proverbial sticking in ones ass - for a schleimers advantage... also the austrian (a german dialekt) word "oarschkriacha" - something like (free translated) asscrowler means the same.
a person veryvery nice too other people only for getting into better positions.

upwards he´s a schleimer downwards he kicks

schleimer by martin mou newmiller December 24, 2006

schlepper 

A laborer. Someone so stupid or ill-educated that he is employed to fetch and carry things.

From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.

We have to reorganize the warehouse. Get in a bunch of schleppers.

schlepper by mrdobolino November 29, 2012