Schlerb

Lazy, gross, rotting, not productive

I’m so lazy I’ve been schlerbing all day

Schlerb by JB3000 January 6, 2026

schleeb

Slang for 4-HO-MET, a lesser-known novel psychedelic of the Tryptamine class (which includes substances like melatonin, serotonin, DMT and Psilocin). Users typically describe Schleeb as a more recreational version of psilocybin mushrooms due to its less serious headspace and greater emphasis on visual effects.

John: "Yo Billy you tryna shnort this schleeb?"
Billy: "Hell yes John lets shnort this schleeb!"

schleeb by dogeater84 November 23, 2020

Schleb 

Schleb

Schleb (mass noun) may mean any of the following:

(1.) the name for an often-useless piece of information which adds no real contextual value to a conversation and/or is untrue. Such pieces of information may actually detract from conversation, or in rare cases, lead to illness and death (see (2)).

(2.) a term of originally medical slang, but now also as a degrading insult to describe a compulsive lier: such people find it eventually impossible to tell the truth if they have been afflicted with the condition for their entire life. Has been known to be linked with dementia. At the time of publication, no cure has been diagnosed.

(3.) (Archaic verb) to trick and deceive but without malicious intent. The word is an amalgamation and contraction of the verb "Shebulate," a word first seen in F. Scott Fitzgerald's 1925 work "The Great Gatsby."

DERIVATIVES:
Romanesque Latin: from "Slebbitus" meaning "dastardly, spiteful" and "Slebulus" meaning "deceitful" (noun). 16th C. and 20th C. use from Marlowe and Fitzgerald respectively. Also used by Top Gear presenter William Woollard on a 1983 show. Allegedly he found the word so appealing, he went on to name (or at least nickname) his son after it.

(1.) A: "Did you know I won a 1925 edition of a Ducati 175
Cruiser motorbike from a raffle ticket I found on the
inside of my can of Scotch?

B: "Well... Ducati wasn't founded until 1926 and you know it.
That's just complete schleb you're speaking!"

(2.) "I'm sorry madam... there's no hope for your son; he's
a Schleb."

(3.) "Anastasia, for the last time! You're shebulating with me
again! Right, that's it - I'm taking you to court to press
charges for sexual deviancy!"

Schleb by OED online October 21, 2010

Scherbatsky

Your perfect girl

I found my Scherbatsky last night!

Scherbatsky by Dark and stormy 25 January 24, 2016

Schleronied 

To be schleronied is to be ‘shreked’ In a form of way that’s very sad for the shrekee but for the shreker it’s good - it’s only useful in the Uncle Hunkle

Ohh, my uncle is such a hunkle - haha schleronied!

Schleronied by dinky__donk December 29, 2017

Schleeb on a Deeb 

An action that can be an absolute fucking disgrace or it can be the greatest thing that’s ever fucking happened depending on the context.

Hey you fucking doobie stop it and friggin schleeb on a deeb you fucking idiot schwoy.

Schleeb on a Deeb by Smitty the doobie October 8, 2018

schlemboya 

a combination of nostalgia and fatigue

this dinner is making me feel a strong feeling of schlemboya.

schlemboya by mullizu February 22, 2022