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A permed mullet

If you were to eat the 1980's and crap them out, you would get that guy and his schlerm.

schlerm by dasiavou January 8, 2009

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schlerm

A mullet made especially wavy by perming. Not to be confused with schlong (especially in the below example).

"look at the schlerm on that guy!"

schlerm by Schroduck February 6, 2009

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schlerm • Schlerma • schlerman • schleem • schlemiel • Schlem • shlerm • schlemmer • SCHEERMONGERING • Scherm

Scherm

(N.) A person who is being rude in a pretentious, self-glorifying fashion, while they actually have more flaws to be pointed out about themselves.

Scherm: "Were you just flirting with that guy over there? He's dating someone! Good thing I'd never do something so ignorant."
Bystander: "Shut up, you Scherm! You did that to me!"

Scherm by Bætrayal November 10, 2014

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schlemazel

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.

A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"

schlemazel by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014

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hammacher schlemmer

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

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schleimer

in german speach a schleimer(for she "schleimerin") is a person whos head is proverbial sticking in ones ass - for a schleimers advantage... also the austrian (a german dialekt) word "oarschkriacha" - something like (free translated) asscrowler means the same.
a person veryvery nice too other people only for getting into better positions.

upwards he´s a schleimer downwards he kicks

schleimer by martin mou newmiller December 24, 2006

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schleem

a material used for smoothing out dinglebop, in the plumbus production process.

schleem-smoothing technology was an important step in the history of modern plumbotronics industry.

schleem by yeah buddy 2020 May 25, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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