schlerm

A permed mullet

If you were to eat the 1980's and crap them out, you would get that guy and his schlerm.

by dasiavou January 8, 2009

schlerm

A mullet made especially wavy by perming. Not to be confused with schlong (especially in the below example).

"look at the schlerm on that guy!"

by Schroduck February 6, 2009

Scherm

(N.) A person who is being rude in a pretentious, self-glorifying fashion, while they actually have more flaws to be pointed out about themselves.

Scherm: "Were you just flirting with that guy over there? He's dating someone! Good thing I'd never do something so ignorant."
Bystander: "Shut up, you Scherm! You did that to me!"

by Bætrayal November 10, 2014

schlemazel

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.

A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"

by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014

hammacher schlemmer

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

schleimer

in german speach a schleimer(for she "schleimerin") is a person whos head is proverbial sticking in ones ass - for a schleimers advantage... also the austrian (a german dialekt) word "oarschkriacha" - something like (free translated) asscrowler means the same.
a person veryvery nice too other people only for getting into better positions.

upwards he´s a schleimer downwards he kicks

by martin mou newmiller December 24, 2006

schleem

a material used for smoothing out dinglebop, in the plumbus production process.

schleem-smoothing technology was an important step in the history of modern plumbotronics industry.

by yeah buddy 2020 May 25, 2020