schlerm

A permed mullet

If you were to eat the 1980's and crap them out, you would get that guy and his schlerm.

by dasiavou January 09, 2009

schlerm

A mullet made especially wavy by perming. Not to be confused with schlong (especially in the below example).

"look at the schlerm on that guy!"

by Schroduck February 07, 2009