shreked

When you get 360 mlg nose scoped by the cheeky scrub from across the street. Usually results in a painful loss of dignity and life.

He got shreked while trying to do 320 backflip

by BobThe360N-Scoper May 12, 2016

shreked

When a person passes out at a party drunk or passes out first you paint there face or entire body green with any paint marker etc and they wake up looking like they turned into shrek

Dude you got shreked last night Lets go shrek someone at this party tonight and paint whoever passes out first

by Typewriter war November 08, 2011

shreked

When your boyfriend's mouth is so big that when he goes to kiss you he swallows your face

It's impossible to kiss Mike, I get shreked every time!

by Donster the Monster October 31, 2010

shreked

getting raped or fucked by shrek and enjoy it

i spread my butt cheaks for shrek as i got shreked

by bitchwhostolechritmas January 06, 2015

Shreking

You know this feeling late at night when you can't sleep, because of the crazy desire to eat ALL the chocolate left in your cupboard? This is shreking!

The tastiest meal, isn't It?

Lara has been shreking last night.
You want to lose weight? Maybe you should at least stop shreking ?!
Shreking is my hobby.

Again shreking last night? Oh God, you are hopeless.
Come on, Cara... Models are not shreking.

by Ksusha April 11, 2019

Shreking

Shreking

verb.
Definition:
Giving anal sex while your partner has swamp ass

Johnny loves when his partner is super moist while shreking.

by CorMacklemore October 17, 2016

Shreked

you get rekt by ya boi shrek, or just another way to say someone was rekt

Man, he shreked me when I left the party.

by Antfrost March 28, 2019