Shnort

When you see or hear something funny and blow some extra air out of your nostrils, instead of laughing. One puff of air out of your nose when you think something is funny. A mixture of a snort, a sniffle, and a laugh.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint *shnorts*

Boy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

Girl: *shnort* But you cant rearrange the alphabet.

I tried not to laugh in class, when Tom made a joke, so I shnortted.

Shnort by tsolo January 16, 2014

Shnort

When you see something funny on the Internet or you read a funny text and instead of actually laughing you just blow some extra air out of your nostrils.

Text: Vaginas are cool because you can think about sex in class without getting a boner

You: *shnort* Haha so true

Shnort by Targ January 16, 2014

Shnort

The noise you make when you laugh unpleasantly and sometimes snort, almost choking on your own sinuses. This will make everyone give you judging looks.

"Oh, sorry, guys. I didn't mean to shnort."

"Ew, did he just shnort?!"

Shnort by ThiccDinosaur1776 July 5, 2018

shnort

A short person snorting like a little piggy.
The midget is about the same weight and height as a pig.
also the vertically challenged individuals tend to enjoy a nice blueberry waffle in the morning.

a midget walks into a bar and shnorts.
did you hear that shnort.

shnort by shmortsalot March 22, 2009

short screen 

Referring to a movie screen format which the top and bottom of the screen is cut off.During filming the round camera lens top and bottom is closed in to produce a short picture.This is mistakenly named widescreen since the screen is no wider than usual only shorter.

The short screen format cut off the actors forehead and chin during the closeup.

short screen by BWM January 23, 2008

short-fingered vulgarian 

white-supremacist septuagenarian fucktard whose early-morning defecations are accompanied by spewings of Hitlerian hate speech via Twitter Rage; see Donald J. Trump; also: assclown; Republican

Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.

short-fingered vulgarian by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

short dog in a paper bag 

An alcoholic drink in a paper bag

I'm poor and want to get drunk lets get a short dog in a paper bag

short dog in a paper bag by Ur welcome chuck lorre November 19, 2021