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Schleipman 

To 'Schleipman' is someone completely unaware of there actions who shake the urine out of one's penis so violently at a open urinal that everyone else in the mens room gets very uncomfortable, avoids eye contact and believes the offender is committing public masterbation.
"Hey man, Did you see Sir Spanks a Lot having a jack attack while we were washing our hands? "

"Dude. Whoa, That Cock Knocker' pulled a Schleipman and it scared the bejesus out of me!
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Schlieman Flush

When you get off with more than 6 people in one night. Classy.
Person 1: "How many people did you get with last night??"
Person 2: "Well..let's just see I got a schlieman flush"
Schlieman Flush by H&S October 10, 2008

Schlieman Crush 

Getting with someone that your good friend has already got with, in the same night.
Person 1: "I got with Jeromeo last night"
Schlie: "HEY, so did I..."
Person 1: "Dude, you totally schlieman crushed me!"
Schlieman Crush by H&S October 9, 2008
One who is incredibly kind, often working for charitable causes. Scheimans are often very talented and physically impressive specimens.
Ghandi was a real Scheiman, we need more guys like him in this world
scheiman by Mark Twain April 21, 2007

Schlieman Schnot 

When you're in a swimming pool etc. and you snot a water boogie. Pleasant.
A pool in zante...
Person 1 : "ohww you've got a little schlieman schnot"
Schlieman Schnot by H&S October 10, 2008

schlerman 

A slutty german...from schlermany of course
I met this schlerman at the club last night...she wanted Ds.
schlerman by dshiznit09 October 16, 2009

schleipen 

To be styling. To utter embarrass someone.
I was schleipen on them hoes!
schleipen by Imlikesupercool June 29, 2016
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