Schlessman

A good nice friend when he/she walks in you just get a burst of joy knowing it’s going to be a good day

He’s so fun to be around he’s definitely a schlessman

by Red_raccoon April 1, 2019

Schleipman

To 'Schleipman' is someone completely unaware of there actions who shake the urine out of one's penis so violently at a open urinal that everyone else in the mens room gets very uncomfortable, avoids eye contact and believes the offender is committing public masterbation.

"Hey man, Did you see Sir Spanks a Lot having a jack attack while we were washing our hands? "

"Dude. Whoa, That Cock Knocker' pulled a Schleipman and it scared the bejesus out of me!

by Fritzel Schnitzel July 22, 2019

schlerman

A slutty german...from schlermany of course

I met this schlerman at the club last night...she wanted Ds.

by dshiznit09 October 16, 2009

schlessinfiker

when you mix a schlessinger with a fiker

WTF is that schlessinfiker thinking!

by schlessinfikerner May 1, 2007

Schleiman

v. To spittle upon

n. 1. Spittle
2. Saliva still in one's mouth

v. OMG! Sally just Schleimaned all over my candy bar! I don't think I want it anymore!

n. 1. Great, I have your schleiman ALL OVER my face now, swallow before you talk.

2. I can't talk, too much schleiman in my mouth.

by Queen Weenus September 9, 2005

Schössmann

A Person who usually ditches. The hair is black and curly and a Schössmann usually visits the toilet no less than 3 times an hour.

A Schössmann drives a Golf+ and can be mostly found on the streets leading from Germany to Italia.

A Schössmann is also either recognized by his music taste. He usually listents to either Hard Core Dubstep , German Rap or KPop.

D: Has anyone seen Schössmann ?
A: I think Schössmann ditches again

S: I have to visit the toilet again
M: Its the third time this hours already Schössmann !

by HolyWilli January 14, 2019