Schlessman
A good nice friend when he/she walks in you just get a burst of joy knowing it’s going to be a good day
Schlessman by Red_raccoon April 1, 2019
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Schleipman
To 'Schleipman' is someone completely unaware of there actions who shake the urine out of one's penis so violently at a open urinal that everyone else in the mens room gets very uncomfortable, avoids eye contact and believes the offender is committing public masterbation.
"Hey man, Did you see Sir Spanks a Lot having a jack attack while we were washing our hands? "
"Dude. Whoa, That Cock Knocker' pulled a Schleipman and it scared the bejesus out of me!
"Dude. Whoa, That Cock Knocker' pulled a Schleipman and it scared the bejesus out of me!
Schleipman by Fritzel Schnitzel July 22, 2019
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Schleiman
v. OMG! Sally just Schleimaned all over my candy bar! I don't think I want it anymore!
n. 1. Great, I have your schleiman ALL OVER my face now, swallow before you talk.
2. I can't talk, too much schleiman in my mouth.
n. 1. Great, I have your schleiman ALL OVER my face now, swallow before you talk.
2. I can't talk, too much schleiman in my mouth.
Schleiman by Queen Weenus September 9, 2005
Schössmann
A Person who usually ditches. The hair is black and curly and a Schössmann usually visits the toilet no less than 3 times an hour.
A Schössmann drives a Golf+ and can be mostly found on the streets leading from Germany to Italia.
A Schössmann is also either recognized by his music taste. He usually listents to either Hard Core Dubstep , German Rap or KPop.
A Schössmann drives a Golf+ and can be mostly found on the streets leading from Germany to Italia.
A Schössmann is also either recognized by his music taste. He usually listents to either Hard Core Dubstep , German Rap or KPop.
D: Has anyone seen Schössmann ?
A: I think Schössmann ditches again
S: I have to visit the toilet again
M: Its the third time this hours already Schössmann !
A: I think Schössmann ditches again
S: I have to visit the toilet again
M: Its the third time this hours already Schössmann !
Schössmann by HolyWilli January 14, 2019
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