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Schleipman 

To 'Schleipman' is someone completely unaware of there actions who shake the urine out of one's penis so violently at a open urinal that everyone else in the mens room gets very uncomfortable, avoids eye contact and believes the offender is committing public masterbation.
"Hey man, Did you see Sir Spanks a Lot having a jack attack while we were washing our hands? "

"Dude. Whoa, That Cock Knocker' pulled a Schleipman and it scared the bejesus out of me!

schlerman 

A slutty german...from schlermany of course
I met this schlerman at the club last night...she wanted Ds.
schlerman by dshiznit09 October 16, 2009

schlessinfiker 

when you mix a schlessinger with a fiker
WTF is that schlessinfiker thinking!
v. To spittle upon

n. 1. Spittle
2. Saliva still in one's mouth
v. OMG! Sally just Schleimaned all over my candy bar! I don't think I want it anymore!

n. 1. Great, I have your schleiman ALL OVER my face now, swallow before you talk.

2. I can't talk, too much schleiman in my mouth.
Schleiman by Queen Weenus September 9, 2005

Schössmann 

A Person who usually ditches. The hair is black and curly and a Schössmann usually visits the toilet no less than 3 times an hour.

A Schössmann drives a Golf+ and can be mostly found on the streets leading from Germany to Italia.

A Schössmann is also either recognized by his music taste. He usually listents to either Hard Core Dubstep , German Rap or KPop.
D: Has anyone seen Schössmann ?
A: I think Schössmann ditches again

S: I have to visit the toilet again
M: Its the third time this hours already Schössmann !
Schössmann by HolyWilli January 14, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026