Schipman

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Some black ass freshy from Africa with a big nose who thinks he's the shit but really everyone hates and tries to put down other black people because secretly he has deep self hate and is sad because no white girls wanna get on him...... Oh did I also mention he's a freshy

Schipman: look at that black bastard
JJ: But Ur the one who's an immigrant
Schipman: shut yo black ass up boy before I merk u
JJ: Fish lips
JJ was never heard from again

Schipman by Gayboy1000 January 26, 2020

izzy shipman

The absolute crackhead of all crackheads, she laughs at everything and bullies everyone when when she probably shouldn’t, she’s unintentionally the funniest person you know and gives the best hugs ever

Someone: did you see her

Someone else: yes

Someone: she is such an Izzy shipman

izzy shipman by Butterfly’s April 11, 2020

Related Words

Schipman • shipman • Schieman • Schiman • Schimanie • Schipani • Shipman, IL • Shipmancide • Shipmaned • Shipman Thong

Schiman

„schiman“ is a girl who is always there for you and touches you with her warmth. The word Schiman means infinite life.

„I want to be like Schiman“

Schiman by sema.for.president April 17, 2021

Shipman

The one member of a group of lads who all other members of the group have dark considerations of

That Boycey....He's a right fucking Shipman he is...

Shipman by smooo February 23, 2011

Schieman

To suck on one's penis

Damn, josh schiemaned me so hard last night

Schieman by penislover696969 November 2, 2009

Harold Shipman

Hero to all real scousers!

There's only one Harold Shipman,
one Harold Shipman,
Scousers gives thanks,
cos he only kills Mancs,
Walking in a Shipman Wonderland

Harold Shipman by Monty Panesar May 15, 2006

Shipmaned

Getting Shipmaned is when you go to the doctor and get a jab, but only end up very ill/dead after this experience. Often the latter, getting Shipmaned is something that many people experience due to the doctor having homicidal tendencies

Jed: Where is Dave?

Harry: He cant be here today

Jed: why not?

Harry: He got shipmaned

Jed: Oh shit, when is the funeral?

Harry: Next wednesday

Shipmaned by chubby thy legend September 25, 2009

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026