Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.
When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!
1. The extensive use of slang words in written or oral communication. 2.A dialect of standard English believed to have its origins in the neurological changes that evolved in the mind in the post-MTV era. 3. var. Slinguistics: the study of slanguages.
1. "Jennifer has a real knack for slanguage." 2. (var. "Why can you never go hungry living among the young?" "Because you can eat all the slanguage is there).