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Schlang’in

Having a massive cock
by NotaDomesticTerroist December 17, 2022
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Shlang’in

To have a massive penis
Alex is Shlang’in
by NotaDomesticTerroist September 20, 2022
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what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep
Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....
by Mark McPants November 25, 2006
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Two in the palm—one on the schlong

When your girl has your balls in one hand and the other on your dick
Bro we got home from the club and she put two in the palm—one on the schlong.
by Joetren December 14, 2019
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Pour your schlong into it

When you are not nice to the barista he will prepare your beverage and pass it behind his apron and quickly dip his schlong into it. Because he is wearing an apron you can not see that his schlong was hanging out all the time. He will also give you decaff instead of regular.
Pour your schlong into it, one dip at a time.
by Howard Schultz August 15, 2008
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Schlangnah

Schlangnah - (modern Gaelic

Comes from an uneducated tourists feeble, but well intentioned attempt, at raising a glass and toasting a drink with the Irish Gaelic term, ‘slàinte mhath’, meaning ‘Good health’.

First used in the Westenra Hotel in Monaghan , Monaghan Country, Ireland in 2017 by the Burnett Family, ‘Schlangnah’ has now become a socially accepted term when raising a glass with Irish mates in both Australia and New Zealand.
“Here is to good health and good friends ....Schlangnah “
by Preciouspeacedove May 7, 2019
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schlanking

When a guy jerks off.
He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.
by Chooj April 2, 2021
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