schlaggin' 

Someone, or something lackin' suaveness, someone or something that appears to be half-assed, someone or something that at the present time is acting really lame.

Person 1: Yo man. You's be schlaggin' it up today mate.
Person 2: Whatever man. YOU's be the one who's schlaggin'.

schlaggin' by rustyn January 6, 2008

Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease 

A disease that makes the palm of ones hand sweat profusely. The symptoms for this disease include the following, hot hands, sneezing more than five times in a row while sounding like a duck, and finally random anger fits. This disease was named after a fellow who discovered the disease. Though that was not his real name it sure was his nick name.

Little Jimmy gave Big Billy a high five. Little Jimmy realized his hands had sweat on them. Little Jimmy glanced at Big Billy's hands and noticed that he had Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease.

Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease by Bob Trivioni September 23, 2008

Schlagg 

Inspired by JSchlatt and first created by Ted Nivison, Schlagg is an ominous and terrifying creature. It is usually seen wearing a blue New York Yankees hat and has a cock for a nose.

"Holy shit. I think I just fucking saw Schlagg, dude."

Schlagg by forsetha December 27, 2020

Schlägmän 

The german version of "deez". The poente is "Schlägmäni aia", which means "suck my balls", which is closely related to "suck deez nuts"

me: "You know Schlägmän?"
you: "no, whos Schlägmän?"
me: "Schlägmäni aia!"

Schlägmän by Schlägmän420 February 9, 2022

Shaggin Wagon 

Pimped out 60's - 80's van usualy comes with a couch, waterbed, strobe lights, lava lamps. Used for the specific purpose of getting laid and/or high.

I love my shaggin wagon. It's McFreakin Pimp.

Shaggin Wagon by WaCha McWang December 6, 2003

Shwaggin Wagon 

A group and or party of smokers who are all carrying very low grade marijuana know as Shwag and who are commonly made fun of by the more wealthy or more well connected smokers with much higher grade marijuana.(plural)

Man i'm not letting that Shwaggin Wagon into this kickback so they can drink all my beer!

Look its the Shwag Wagon yall, lets kick the **** outta em.

Shwaggin Wagon by Bl8ze1 January 14, 2010

Schlägmän 

A Schlägmän is the german version of deez. Deez nuts, schlägmän nuts. This is how it works.

You look very Schlägmän today.

Schlägmän by harald lesch February 10, 2022