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Schlääp 

Definition 1: Schlääp is another word for spank or slap. It is to clap ones booty cheeks tenderly and elegantly. It is a term normally use d in sim racing for when one is Schlääped off of the racing circuit.

Definition 2: Schlääp can also be used as an urgent term to pit. Instead of saying "box this slap" you can quicker say "box Schlääp" to communicate to the driver to pit.
WTF he just Schlääped me off the track.

Box Schlääp.
Schlääp by Boomer Squad Inc January 19, 2021
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schlaank 

1. the disgusting particulate matter, consisting of dirt, dust, and hair that accumulates in the water cup of a beirut/beer pong game, especially games held in a college dorm room, where schlaank is particularly common.
2. Anything that has the disgusting qualities of schlaank.
1. "Loser (of the game) eats the schlaank!" (highly unadvisable).
2. "Yo this meatloaf tastes like schlaank."
schlaank by ballsanweiners February 19, 2009
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Schlampe 

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"
Schlampe by Melody April 25, 2004

Schlampus 

a adjective used to describe something that is awesome to extensive amounts; it is a very high honor is to be considered this, as not many reach this level at anything.
Nate: "Yo im so glad we got high before getting drunk and going to the movies, my night got so much better!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"
Schlampus by MarkMorrisonMan July 7, 2009

Thunder Schlap

The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.
1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.

2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.

3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.
Thunder Schlap by C.B. Radio March 9, 2010

schlampenschlepper 

German for Pimp's car or pimped out ride.
Literal meaning: slut dragger
schlampenschlepper by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003

The Schleapop 

A name for the best gamer. Used on Xbox Live
The Schleapop Is always on top
The Schleapop by The Schleapop January 2, 2009