schlackin

The act of doing whatever the fuck you want ñigguah.

Tbe and I were schlackin our asses off last night.

by bemeuser69 December 20, 2015

schlack schlorts

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

by just make the money January 13, 2014

schlicknic

When you take a chick on a picnic and then the two of you schlick her. Based on the onomatopoeia "schlick", which is a term for female masturbation.

Your mother and I went on a schlicknic this morning.

by Albert McAlbertson December 17, 2008

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

schlanking

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

by Chooj April 2, 2021

Schalacking

To get the crap whipped out of you. EX: In a fight. Lop-sided battle describing the loser.

Man, you see that guy get his ass kicked? He got a real schalacking!

by Masta Ace October 25, 2003

schlicking

When a girl masturbates.

My dumbass girlfriend is schlicking all the time. Aren't I good enough?!

by Warui Otoko July 22, 2010