schlackity

A very abusive relationship between quackity and schlatt they are in love and then schlatt abuses quackity

Schlackity Is cute, Uh doesn't schlatt abuse quackity, IT'S CUTE OKAY???

by SCHLACKITY September 24, 2021

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

Schlacking

When you take an asskicking in the midterm elections.

"I took a Schlacking last night" Nov 2nd, 2010

by Patrick Irish November 3, 2010

schlackin

The act of doing whatever the fuck you want ñigguah.

Tbe and I were schlackin our asses off last night.

by bemeuser69 December 20, 2015

Shikity Shlackity

The sounds your balls make hitting your upper thigh region while jerking off/having sex in the shower.

Woman: OHHH AHH OHH OHHH OHH OHHHHH
Man: Umph yea! *Shlikity Shlackity* OH MAN I CUMMED!

by Deltron February 12, 2004

schmickity schmackety schmooo0

four people joining hands and skipping through the woods singing naked

I can't wait to see you're willy while we are schmickity schmackety schmooo0ing this evening

by bj (becjen) July 7, 2010

Schlacking

to take any opportunity (or create one) to complain about your life in the most annoying way as possible in order to get sympathy and recognition for miniscule accomplishments.

Boy: Hey, can I borrow your math notes?
Girl: Yes, but my great uncle-in-law died today and I'm not sure if I'm going to be ok or not, because I tried to call my friend and tell him about my great uncle-in-law and he wouldn't pick up his phone even though I called him 8 times and left messages and sent him like 20 texts.
Boy: Damn, stop schlacking off, I just needed to study for the quiz.

by Ashtyn84 March 6, 2008