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wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".
Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*
wackity schmackity doo by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

Schlacking 

When you take an asskicking in the midterm elections.
"I took a Schlacking last night" Nov 2nd, 2010
Schlacking by Patrick Irish November 3, 2010
The act of doing whatever the fuck you want ñigguah.
Tbe and I were schlackin our asses off last night.
schlackin by bemeuser69 December 20, 2015

Shikity Shlackity 

The sounds your balls make hitting your upper thigh region while jerking off/having sex in the shower.
Woman: OHHH AHH OHH OHHH OHH OHHHHH
Man: Umph yea! *Shlikity Shlackity* OH MAN I CUMMED!
Shikity Shlackity by Deltron February 12, 2004

schmickity schmackety schmooo0 

four people joining hands and skipping through the woods singing naked
I can't wait to see you're willy while we are schmickity schmackety schmooo0ing this evening

Schlacking 

to take any opportunity (or create one) to complain about your life in the most annoying way as possible in order to get sympathy and recognition for miniscule accomplishments.
Boy: Hey, can I borrow your math notes?
Girl: Yes, but my great uncle-in-law died today and I'm not sure if I'm going to be ok or not, because I tried to call my friend and tell him about my great uncle-in-law and he wouldn't pick up his phone even though I called him 8 times and left messages and sent him like 20 texts.
Boy: Damn, stop schlacking off, I just needed to study for the quiz.
Schlacking by Ashtyn84 March 6, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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