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A human, used mostly by robots
Man, that guy is such a Schizno, I understand what you mean, Schizno
Schizno by Ntch June 24, 2010
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Schizophreminist 

Someone, most commonly a female, who misuses the feminist label to push a paranoid agenda which is based off fictional concepts of oppression against women. Schizophreminists often find alleged sexist oppression in any medium, ranging from video games to tampons and bras through the most ridiculous processes of cherrypicking while ignoring the bigger picture.
Schizophreminists give a negative name to legitimate feminists who are fighting for equal rights by hiding behind the feminist name and complaining about the actions of most male activities by calling them acts of "patriarchal oppression" and "rape culture" while attempting to make the terms synonymous with men through words such as "mansplaining" or "manspreading". Schizophreminists suffer delusions of oppression while ignoring actual female oppression in the world such as within third world countries or the lower class and is unfortunately becoming the face of modern feminism.
Feminist: "Men are of value to our society and we should recognize that"
Schizophreminist: "All men are monsters created by patriarchy who cannot control their urges to rape and kill
Feminist: You m'am are a misandric schizophreminist
Schizophreminist: LOL Misandry doesn't exist but patriarchy does and it is holding us all down

Schizoaffective disorder

A severe and relatively rare form of mental illness in which a significant mood disorder (depression or bipolar disorder) is interspersed with periods of chronic psychosis even when the person's mood is normal. Less than 0.5% of the population are said to have this condition.
He has schizoaffective disorder, depressive type.

Schizo Lifter 

A based Lifter that has crossed the line of lifting safely for health and lifts to fight the demonic entities that plague his every waking moment. Is also usually wanted by the federal government.
Did you see that Schizo Lifter at the gym?

Yeah, last I heard he was telepathically communicating with esoteric beings from the 7th dimension while maxing out in bench press.
Schizo Lifter by Schizo_lifter93 November 23, 2021

Schizoposter

Someone who posts messages that exhibit symptoms of psychosis. Portmanteau of schizophrenia and poster.

Schizoposting may be a result of genuine mental health issues, be done ironically as a form of absurdist shitposting, or be an attempt to troll or disturb readers.

Schizoposting may involve:
- Rambling with no apparent regard for whether readers can follow.
- Responding to random content as if it were personally addressed at yourself.
- Alleging content you're responding to contains things it doesn't.
- Wild conspiracy theories or supernatural claims.
- Poor form, grammar and spelling, as if written down in an extreme hurry.
- An abundance of trailing characters.
- Continuing to post for unhealthy lengths of time regardless of being ignored.
- Inappropriately intense emotions, often anger, arrogance or indignation.
- Assuming familiarity with strangers.
- Responding to yourself as if you were another person, sometimes repeatedly.
"There's this dude who has been messaging me for months now acting as if everything I post is directed at him."
"Damn schizoposters man. Depressing as fuck."
Schizoposter by farco_ January 19, 2022

schizo-posting 

The act of putting unfiltered thoughts onto Internet forums, particularly when the author is believed to be schizophrenic.
Schizoposter @ 3:30am: My brain can hear the noise that grass makes ... and then the night weighed down my brainstem and I wandered into the lot alone to hear God ... bloodbrains are petty and stupid.
Setomanda @ 3:32am: real schizo-posting hours
schizo-posting by craig99214 June 30, 2018

Schizophrenia 

G ̘̣̻͔̳̱̱̩̜̰͙̘̥̬́͊̈́̈́̆̆̔͘̕ͅĒ̵̛̛͇̫̣̮̣̰͔͕̰͔̠̠̈͆̂̅̇͐̌͒͊͛̽̐́̈́̇̆̏̚͜͝T ̞̪̗͖͚̰̬̼̻̺̫͇͉̭̘̲̀̂̒̀̾̚ ̧̧̡̳̤̳̳̖̳̝̯͇̳͖̝̠̳̯̉̈͛̈̈́͊̔̅̒̿͘͠Ȏ̶̧̨̞̣̞̠̖̼̭̲̯̮̙̗͚̜͙̹̺̭͉̈́̒͋̎̋̊̄̉̇͗̀̊̈̐̀̀͗͑̔͆͐̀͊͂̕U̵̢̧̨̻̙̮͚̼̥̣͚̲̣̞̜͗̍̓̋̿͊͒͋͒̉̌̊̉̀͆̎̉̿͘̕͜͝ͅͅT̴̡̧͓̪͚͈̘̣͈̲̪̘͎̙̳͚̲͕͎̼̓̉̓̈́́͂̾̓̿̒͑͒̕͜ ̡̧̢̳̫̝̟̟͚̦̼̳̬̳̼̙͖̮͓͕̼̜̩̥̱͙̓́̓́̃̈̈͐̒͐̕͜O ̠͖͈͍͙͇̙͓̞̯͔̲̞̼͖̩̹̣͕̠̟̅͊̿ͅF ̣̰̯̻͈͙̺͓͍͕̠̭̗̥̦̤̻̺͖͎̂̏́̊̍̾̒̈́̄͆́̿ ̴̩͛̀́̓͌́̉̂̑̀͋̄̚ͅM ̨̙͈̥̪̋̐́̉̋̍̊̽͘Y ̨̛͙̦̞̙̤͕̙͈̤̝̤͈̱̭̟͇̞̝̜̤̲̙͔̥͕͉͒̂̒͋̈́̅̃̏̕͘ͅ ̶̡̨̢̨͚͔͉̘̭̭̖͔͕̬͓̦̜̪̘̣̺͉̖͈̮̦̌̀̄͐͐͜͜H ̧̧̛̳̖͕̰͓̞̩̤̫̣͐̉́̏͒͒͌͂̍̏E ̨̤̭̯̟̙̜̭͖̹̹͕̱̣͌̓̽͠A ̢͇̍͒̽͛̎̍͆͗̄̾͗̇̅̐̅̀̑̓̎͋̎̊͝D ̢̧̨͓͚͍̤̃̅
Person 1: Hello! Do you have Schizophrenia?
Person 2: G ̘̣̻͔̳̱̱̩̜̰͙̘̥̬́͊̈́̈́̆̆̔͘̕ͅĒ̵̛̛͇̫̣̮̣̰͔͕̰͔̠̠̈͆̂̅̇͐̌͒͊͛̽̐́̈́̇̆̏̚͜͝T ̞̪̗͖͚̰̬̼̻̺̫͇͉̭̘̲̀̂̒̀̾̚ ̧̧̡̳̤̳̳̖̳̝̯͇̳͖̝̠̳̯̉̈͛̈̈́͊̔̅̒̿͘͠Ȏ̶̧̨̞̣̞̠̖̼̭̲̯̮̙̗͚̜͙̹̺̭͉̈́̒͋̎̋̊̄̉̇͗̀̊̈̐̀̀͗͑̔͆͐̀͊͂̕U̵̢̧̨̻̙̮͚̼̥̣͚̲̣̞̜͗̍̓̋̿͊͒͋͒̉̌̊̉̀͆̎̉̿͘̕͜͝ͅͅT̴̡̧͓̪͚͈̘̣͈̲̪̘͎̙̳͚̲͕͎̼̓̉̓̈́́͂̾̓̿̒͑͒̕͜ ̡̧̢̳̫̝̟̟͚̦̼̳̬̳̼̙͖̮͓͕̼̜̩̥̱͙̓́̓́̃̈̈͐̒͐̕͜O ̠͖͈͍͙͇̙͓̞̯͔̲̞̼͖̩̹̣͕̠̟̅͊̿ͅF ̣̰̯̻͈͙̺͓͍͕̠̭̗̥̦̤̻̺͖͎̂̏́̊̍̾̒̈́̄͆́̿ ̴̩͛̀́̓͌́̉̂̑̀͋̄̚ͅM ̨̙͈̥̪̋̐́̉̋̍̊̽͘Y ̨̛͙̦̞̙̤͕̙͈̤̝̤͈̱̭̟͇̞̝̜̤̲̙͔̥͕͉͒̂̒͋̈́̅̃̏̕͘ͅ ̶̡̨̢̨͚͔͉̘̭̭̖͔͕̬͓̦̜̪̘̣̺͉̖͈̮̦̌̀̄͐͐͜͜H ̧̧̛̳̖͕̰͓̞̩̤̫̣͐̉́̏͒͒͌͂̍̏E ̨̤̭̯̟̙̜̭͖̹̹͕̱̣͌̓̽͠A ̢͇̍͒̽͛̎̍͆͗̄̾͗̇̅̐̅̀̑̓̎͋̎̊͝D ̢̧̨͓͚͍̤̃̅
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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