Scheißgeist 

From German, literally meaning 'shit-ghost'. The smell which lingers in a toilet long after the perpetrator has fled the scene.

Have you been in the bathroom recently? Someone's left a stonking scheißgeist behind!

Scheißgeist by drahcir323 December 9, 2010

scheißmeister

pron. "SHYce-MYster"

The act of being made, through no fault of one's own, the third wheel. Usually committed by a couple, especially a Couple Monster, the individual being scheißmeistered is then left in a moment similar to an awkward turtle. Often the only method by which to escape a scheißmeister is to defecate in one's pants (or lederhosen), thus claiming immunity from the shituation.

"Dude today at Six Flags I was standing with the group in line for the Superman, but then Charles and Fatima cut up and totally scheißmeistered me."

"Whoa, look at Claire- she is getting COMPLETELY scheißmeistered. Look at the stain she's making in her unterhosen!"

scheißmeister by Der Shitchen December 31, 2008