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Schadenfück 

To derive pleasure from someone else's orgasm.
It was clear to Becky that she wasn't going to climax, so she settled for schadenfück.
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schadenfucker 

An insult hurled at people who laugh at your misery. Based on schadenfreude and, well, "fuckers."
Example: Yeah, yeah. So I just fell on the ice. You can quit laughing any time you schadenfucker .
schadenfucker by greebie December 20, 2013

schadenfucked 

The joy at seeing someone get screwed by their choices tempered by the realization that you are just as screwed.
I laughed at Trump voters losing their health insurance until I realized I was just as schadenfucked because I was going to lose mine as well.
schadenfucked by Big D 103 January 8, 2017

schadenfuckery 

Action (or inaction) intended to facilitate the misfortune of others for one's own pleasure.
Voting for Trump just to piss off the libtards is prime schadenfuckery.
schadenfuckery by Pseudothink November 22, 2017

schadenfury 

The impotent rage commonly felt when dealing with rail conductors and customs officers.
Mr. Smith exploded with schadenfury, as the airport official explained one final time why his luggage was in another hemisphere and why this was how it should be, by the book.
schadenfury by Grismar May 4, 2012

schadenfucker 

One who engages in schadenfuckery, which is the act of facilitating another's misfortune for one's own pleasure.

Related to schadenfreude, but different. Schadenfreude only involves feeling pleasure from another's misfortune. A schadenfucker actively (or through inaction) helps cause or worsen another's misfortune, for their own pleasure.
One schadenfucker decided not to support Hurricane Harvey relief efforts because Texas voted for Trump in the 2016 presidential election.
schadenfucker by Pseudothink November 23, 2017

Schadenfuckem 

(based on the Ger. "Schadenfreude", happiness at the misfortune of others.)

Your response upon hearing that karma finally came around and bitchslapped someone who deserved it.
"Did you hear? That guy who refused wear a mask got Coronavirus."
"Well, schadenfuckem!"
Schadenfuckem by cre8tv May 16, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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