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schadenfucked 

The joy at seeing someone get screwed by their choices tempered by the realization that you are just as screwed.
I laughed at Trump voters losing their health insurance until I realized I was just as schadenfucked because I was going to lose mine as well.
schadenfucked by Big D 103 January 8, 2017
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schadenfucker 

An insult hurled at people who laugh at your misery. Based on schadenfreude and, well, "fuckers."
Example: Yeah, yeah. So I just fell on the ice. You can quit laughing any time you schadenfucker .
schadenfucker by greebie December 20, 2013

schadenfuckery 

Action (or inaction) intended to facilitate the misfortune of others for one's own pleasure.
Voting for Trump just to piss off the libtards is prime schadenfuckery.
schadenfuckery by Pseudothink November 22, 2017

Schadenfück 

To derive pleasure from someone else's orgasm.
It was clear to Becky that she wasn't going to climax, so she settled for schadenfück.

schadenfucker 

One who engages in schadenfuckery, which is the act of facilitating another's misfortune for one's own pleasure.

Related to schadenfreude, but different. Schadenfreude only involves feeling pleasure from another's misfortune. A schadenfucker actively (or through inaction) helps cause or worsen another's misfortune, for their own pleasure.
One schadenfucker decided not to support Hurricane Harvey relief efforts because Texas voted for Trump in the 2016 presidential election.
schadenfucker by Pseudothink November 23, 2017

Schadenfuckem 

(based on the Ger. "Schadenfreude", happiness at the misfortune of others.)

Your response upon hearing that karma finally came around and bitchslapped someone who deserved it.
"Did you hear? That guy who refused wear a mask got Coronavirus."
"Well, schadenfuckem!"
Schadenfuckem by cre8tv May 16, 2020
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