Schadenfuckem

(based on the Ger. "Schadenfreude", happiness at the misfortune of others.)

Your response upon hearing that karma finally came around and bitchslapped someone who deserved it.

"Did you hear? That guy who refused wear a mask got Coronavirus."
"Well, schadenfuckem!"

by cre8tv May 16, 2020

ass-rivet

Any co-worker, usually one in a higher position than your own, who can't allow you to do your job without constantly checking in, emailing to see how you're doing, or looking over your shoulder, to the point where he or she seems permanently, physically attached to you.

Tom could have finished his project on time if that ass-rivet, Todd, had left him alone for five minutes.

by cre8tv August 20, 2008

string salmon

a flushed tampon that doesn't make all the down, but swims back upstream and returns to the toiler bowl.

"Ew. Don't go in that stall. There's a string salmon in that one!"

by cre8tv August 05, 2008