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schadenfucker 

One who engages in schadenfuckery, which is the act of facilitating another's misfortune for one's own pleasure.

Related to schadenfreude, but different. Schadenfreude only involves feeling pleasure from another's misfortune. A schadenfucker actively (or through inaction) helps cause or worsen another's misfortune, for their own pleasure.
One schadenfucker decided not to support Hurricane Harvey relief efforts because Texas voted for Trump in the 2016 presidential election.
schadenfucker by Pseudothink November 23, 2017

schadenfucked 

The joy at seeing someone get screwed by their choices tempered by the realization that you are just as screwed.
I laughed at Trump voters losing their health insurance until I realized I was just as schadenfucked because I was going to lose mine as well.
schadenfucked by Big D 103 January 8, 2017

schadenfuckery 

Action (or inaction) intended to facilitate the misfortune of others for one's own pleasure.
Voting for Trump just to piss off the libtards is prime schadenfuckery.
schadenfuckery by Pseudothink November 22, 2017

Schadenfück 

To derive pleasure from someone else's orgasm.
It was clear to Becky that she wasn't going to climax, so she settled for schadenfück.

Schadenfuckem 

(based on the Ger. "Schadenfreude", happiness at the misfortune of others.)

Your response upon hearing that karma finally came around and bitchslapped someone who deserved it.
"Did you hear? That guy who refused wear a mask got Coronavirus."
"Well, schadenfuckem!"
Schadenfuckem by cre8tv May 16, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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