Scholze

Cocky ass hole who thinks he's really awesome. Brags about arm-bars all the time. Get easily butt-hurt when you make fun of him, or flip him the bird. Loves working out but is a "hardgainer" who has small arms.

Also sucks at basketball. (You couldn't slide a piece of paper under his jump shot)

Guy1: Dude, I don't know what it is, but I just feel like a pussy today.

Guy2: Dude, quit being such a fucking Scholze.

by Flex Magazine April 1, 2010

Scholze

a homosexual asshole

wow that lesbian is such a scholze

by schnozzleozzle February 17, 2019

Ally Scholze

Ally has no bra on at Hueys. She is a snack on tinder and loves to party. Ally loves her juul.

Your tits are hanging out of your sweatshirt, so you must be an Ally Scholze.

by arandumbthottie January 2, 2019

Scholzing

Promising help, but not delivering it.

Yesterday we all were supposed to fix the staircase, but you were scholzing us all day.

by Daugvinas May 29, 2022

Scholera

A malady of the student digestive system leading to involuntary expulsion of large amounts of academic shit.

In their most recent meeting, Garrick's supervisor politely informed him that his latest thesis submission resembled a particularly messy case of scholera.

by Captain Frazzled August 25, 2011

Scholzing

“Scholzing” a verb meaning communicating good intentions about making something happen only to use, find, or invent any reason imaginable to delay or prevent that thing from happening . The word came into being after German Chancellor Olaf Scholz promised and then used excuse after excuse to delay or not send Leopard tanks to Ukraine in 2022 to support the war effort. Scholz also refused to grant other countries export licenses for the same purpose. This made international news for months and resulted in a campaign on Twitter called #FreetheLeopards. As a sign of support, the Prime Minister of Finland wore a Leopard suit, Olaf Brewing created a Leopard Beer, and many memes were created. You can search and find “Scholzing” on Twitter.

Is Scholz still scholzing?

by seehawkeye January 18, 2023

Scholes

Scholes (verb, noun):

When a player scores a goal from outside the box. The ball must be struck first time, and with sufficient power. It can follow a pass along the ground, or the ball can be hit on the (half) volley. Scholeses are often scored from corners. The word "Scholes" is also shouted when someone has the opportunity to "Scholes it up".

Named after Paul Scholes due to his signature goal.

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Here are many good examples of Scholeses.

by boffintim August 22, 2010