Scewter

A mode of transport often used by New Zealanders to get to and from skate parks. Often left outside the dair

Left my scewter outside the dairy. Nek minnit.

Scewter by YouCantBeSerious05 March 13, 2015

Flesh Scepter

Another term for a cock, particularly one that is displayed proudly.

We were making out on the couch when I decided to speed things up a bit by pulling out my flesh scepter. It was all over after that

Flesh Scepter by B. Perm January 23, 2011

meat scepter 

A way cool and funny way to say dick in r/creepyasterisks (Reddit group) or by text messages. Use in the middle of *....* as a action in the convention.

By text message

Person1: hi, how you doing
Person2:how is dis?
Person1: *unzip pants and take out the meat scepter*
Person2:oh *whit mouth open* talk me more

meat scepter by Juan john January 19, 2019

Scepterface 

Scepterface: This is a lesser known term (because I coined it myself and am trying to spread it to the masses) of the widely popular phrase "Butterface" This phrase is used for all women with a gorgeous body but unfortunately a face that compares to the ass of baboon.

Scepterface is the sly mans "Butterface" It is not yet known so you are able to call it out to females directly in their face or the immediate vicinity.

Goddamn!! Why? Jaimie has the nicest perky 36 C titties, curvy waist with a big ass to match........everything is perfect "Scepterface"

Scepterface by The Big "O" July 14, 2009

Meat Scepter 

A weird funny way to say “penis” or “dick lol

“Don’t make me pull out my Meat Scepter”
Or
*Pulls out Meat Scepter*

Meat Scepter by four.ethan March 27, 2019

slewter

A decent looking girl that is beyond a slut. After being called a slut over 763 times, she is officially a slewter. (ie: girls that approach you in the parking lot when a club is closing trying to take them home because everyone in the club already knows they are a slut).

I brought home a total slewter last night. She was easier then turing a light on!

slewter by JDubBizzle March 5, 2009

scepter head 

a descriptive term for a woman with a sexually appealing body, but who is unattractive from the neck-up; i.e. ...everything looks good 'cept her (scepter) head

Dude 1: Man check out the body on THAT stripper!
Dude 2: Yeah...but she is a total scepter head.
Dude 1: Who cares? I bet she gives a mean lap dance.

scepter head by HemlockBrock September 4, 2008