We were making out on the couch when I decided to speed things up a bit by pulling out my flesh scepter. It was all over after that
by B. Perm January 23, 2011
A way cool and funny way to say dick in r/creepyasterisks (Reddit group) or by text messages. Use in the middle of *....* as a action in the convention.
By text message
Person1: hi, how you doing
Person2:how is dis?
Person1: *unzip pants and take out the meat scepter*
Person2:oh *whit mouth open* talk me more
Person1: hi, how you doing
Person2:how is dis?
Person1: *unzip pants and take out the meat scepter*
Person2:oh *whit mouth open* talk me more
by Juan john January 20, 2019
by four.ethan March 27, 2019
a descriptive term for a woman with a sexually appealing body, but who is unattractive from the neck-up; i.e. ...everything looks good 'cept her (scepter) head
Dude 1: Man check out the body on THAT stripper!
Dude 2: Yeah...but she is a total scepter head.
Dude 1: Who cares? I bet she gives a mean lap dance.
Dude 2: Yeah...but she is a total scepter head.
Dude 1: Who cares? I bet she gives a mean lap dance.
by HemlockBrock July 4, 2006
A penis. Often used to mock the varied but ultimately uninventive array of euphemisms for cock in popular American romance novels.
by brephophagist January 28, 2007
A term for the power instilled in a man by the size of his dick. Generally wielded to settle petty disputes such as a split vote over where a group of people are to have dinner. Not sexist, it can only truly come into effect to settle such disputes among a small group of men - straight or otherwise. The gentleman with the largest dick wields the cock scepter.
by Gibby McFender June 17, 2009