scattling

The act of applying one's fecal matter (scat) onto objects which are not designed for this purpose. Typically scattling refers to applying scat to another person, with or without their knowledge, and often in a discreet or secretive approach. Humans, cats, gravel roads and fruit are common targets for scattling.

J: "Man, that guy at the DMV was such an asshole, now I have to fill out all this paperwork"
R: "Well, just get even with a little scattling"
J: "What?"
R: "You know, just put a little fecal matter on the forms before you turn them back in. He won't even notice until his hands smell"

by jewelsjewels March 19, 2009

Scattling

A scattling is the offspring of a Cleveland steamer massacre, involving multiple participants during the incidents. that can include anywhere from 5 - 100+ people. When this child is born, the child will permanently smell like power from Chainsaw Man (the will smell like shit)

Cleveland steamer participant 1: Yo, i think i just gave birth to a Scattling

Cleveland steamer participant 2: Yeah I know i can smell it from here

by STAtalks January 21, 2026

Cattling

The act of picking up cattle, aka fat, obese chicks. Usually done by men, when they are drunk, lonely, and need to get laid.

Yo dawg, I am so drunk, I am goin cattling

by Ilovecattles September 5, 2016

Shuttling

When a man inserts one end of a hamster tunnel into his asshole and the other end into the other male/females asshole. Then letting off a huge fart. Therefore sending his fart to the other person.

Toby: Jake do you wanna shuttle again?
Jake: Oh yeah, shuttle me, baby.
Toby: Good because I've been holding in this huge fart all day just for you ;)
Jake: I love shuttling with you Toby ;)

by Allupyourfinger January 27, 2017

Scatalina Wine Mixer

When an ordinary kickback turns into an all out, but totally awesome, scat party and orgy.

Everyone makes it a point to attend Frank's parties. They always turn into more than just a kickback. Last month his Netflix and chill turned into an all out Scatalina Wine Mixer.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

1-10 Scaling

A rating of the attractiveness of any person male or female on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the most ogre-like troglodyte to ever walk the earth and 10 being a literal god or goddess

Guy1: Hey check out that hottie at the bar, she's a perfect 10

Guy2: You've got Beer goggles on she's more like a low 4

Guy1: Your 1-10 Scaling is off

by Yoyopudytat September 15, 2016

Ceo of shatting in his pants

The king, the myth, the legend, Jordan Baurle

Jordan is the ceo of shatting in his pants

by clobamacare February 25, 2020