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Cattling

The act of picking up cattle, aka fat, obese chicks. Usually done by men, when they are drunk, lonely, and need to get laid.
Yo dawg, I am so drunk, I am goin cattling
by Ilovecattles September 5, 2016
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keyboard catting

When you play Grand Theft Auto 5 on PC and use keyboard and mouse
My controller broke so I'm keyboard catting
by Lolsack04 July 17, 2017
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black-catting

To always try to trump someone else in a conversation.
An example of black-catting is "I have a black cat."
"Yeah, well my black cat is blacker than yours."
by Shackleford Hurtmore November 4, 2012
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hump-catting

While sometimes regarded as a "Side-Effect" of drinking PowerThirst, it is, in actuality, a Crystal Meth induced ability to Emit, or Blast Out prismatic Cheetahs/Leopards (depending on the user, and extent of use) from the Chest or Groin regions.

The Many-Colored Felines travel with such force that even Andre the Giant would have no Hope of withstanding the Impact.
"Alright bitch, empty the register, or I will hump-cat your brown ass!"

"Dude, I'm so fucking methed-out, I think I'm gonna start hump-catting!"

"And then, out of nowhere... Boosh! He fuckin' hump-catted me and stole my wallet!"
by Malachi Tate June 19, 2008
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Multi-catting

The act of petting or playing with more than one cat at a time.
I'm multi-catting with Fluffy and Tigger.
by Jordieno February 6, 2020
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Cattying

Cattying is when an individual starts to look over someone’s shoulder or discreetly starts to look at someone’s phone without the owner being aware.
Damn, I got exposed because Becca started cattying my phone on the train.
by hshshehhrhdhdhrhhrhdhr May 21, 2019
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Hump-Catting

The act of thrusting your hips forward and "blasting" a rainbow-colored leopard from your chest. Hump-Catting can only be performed after having drunk a Powerthirst energy drink.

Similar to Bear-Blasting.
THINK FAST DOUCHE-FAG! Powerthirst now comes in DOVE!

(AAAHHHGG!!)

HUMP-CATTING!! Similar to BEAR-BLASTING!
by damawesome March 5, 2009
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