Scaramouche 

I just wanna say that, when I first saw Scaramouche, my life has changed. I now understand what true happiness feels like. Everytime I look at Scaramouche photos it would feel like time just stopped. He is my everything. I love him. He's made me the happiest human being on Earth.
He knows how to brighten my day easily with just a simple laugh. He is my world. He is the sun. His smile is so angelic that I could hear trumpets and angels singing when I see him smile. He picked me up when I was down. Seeing just a single fanart of scaramouche brightens my day. All of the negative thoughts disappear when he pops up my mind. I can easily fall in love with every single word he says. I love it when he randomly appears to kill the traveller. Everyone makes mistakes right? He chose to be a fatui because he wanted to! Even if he has killed multiple people, he is still valid and I still love him. I would run the whole world just so Scaramouche would appear on a single quest. Even if he just appears for 3 seconds, that's already enough food for me. Everyday I think of him 24/7 and I would never get bored. He makes everything better. If he punches me or kicks me or throws me around or step on me, I wouldn't be in pain, instead I would be very grateful to have him interact with me. Thank you very much for listening to my ted talk

Person 1: All you talk about is scaramouche degrading you.
Person 2: So what!

Scaramouche by Scaraworshipper June 22, 2021

Scaramouche 

A character in genshin impact that shows up in the unreconciled stars event and is also the sexiest mf alive. Secretly a cat, hides his cat ears in his big stupid umbrella looking hat but still sexc. Voice sexc. If villain bad,,,,, why sexc?

Person A: I simp for scaramouche
Person B: don't we all?

Scaramouche by haha boobs November 30, 2020

Scaramouche 

In Italian Theater Scaramouche is a tiny cowardly man who enjoys pranks and feeling powerful, surprisingly similar too his Genshin counterpart who is a flat earther

"So Long Suckers" Scaramouches says as he walks away into the light after revelaing he's a flat earther

Scaramouche by WillXGlimmer April 6, 2021

Scaramouche 

One of the hottest mfs in a game called Genshin Impact. He’s also the sixth of the Eleven Fatui Harbingers.

He may be short but that’s because all of those inches went somewhere else 😏...

it went in his fucking hat. 😐 what did you think I was gonna say you dirty minded idiot. I obviously meant his hat, have you seen how big that thing is? It’s basically an umbrella.

Nah I’m just kidding, I did mean his dick. 😩‼️

Anyways he appears in an event that was a while ago so too bad for you if you missed it you should’ve started playing this amazing game earlier.

He’ll probably become a playable electro catalyst character later on.

Btw has a quite controlling and mean attitude which makes him 10x hotter

Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING! VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!

Scaramouche by Kaeya.simp March 10, 2021

Scaramouche 

Scaramouche is a very sexc character from genshin impact. 😛😛😛
He is one of the Fatui Harbingers.

This biatch is probably like 5‘2 but could still rail me bc he ga dawmn sexy.
Scaramouche catboy supremacy 🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️
Simp simp simp simp simp

Anyways, He is so sexc like oh my gawd I can’t- I can’t- 😔😔😔
Saving all my primos for this stupid mf. 🤝🤝🤝
Pls to every wattpad author write more x reader fics with him 😪😪😪
Yeeee I need them for a school project 🤪😜😋🤪😛🤪😋
Anyways Stan Scaramouche for clear skin 😜😜😜😜😜

Normal person: Can you stop saying you want Scaramouche to rail you till your bones are broken ?? 😅😅😅

Me:... no

Scaramouche by Awoogaagowaga February 17, 2021

Scaramouche 

Scaramouche is the hottest scaramouche in genshin impact. Ever since I saw him I couldn't help but cream, and when I saw him again in the inazuma archon quest I (s)creamed. I was so happy and the way he would degrade me. He is my husband and I am his cum slut,he is so fine and So attractive. he ain't that tall bcs it all went to his penis. he is so attractive and I love him sm. I hope he becomes playable, I would c6 him, I would r5 his weapon, I would give him the best artifacts, I would delete all my artifacts and weapons of my other characters and only his will remain. I live and breathe to be his cum slut and that reason alone. I will do whatever I can in my power to please him and make him happy, for I am his.

Example:
Person A: why are you so obsessed with scaramouche?
Person B: because he is scaramouche.

Scaramouche by live laughs love scaramouche April 3, 2022

Scaramouche 

1. My husband (No one fact-check that)
2. He is hot
3. Best villain in Genshin Impact
4. He has big ding dong that can choke you
5. He is hot
6. He can kill you and you'd enjoy it

ex.1

person 1: OMG!! I just got c4 Scaramouche.
person 2: You're so lucky bestie!
person 3: I have c6....
person 1 and 2: Your such a simp.
person 3: I know. I love Scaramouche, no one can stop me

ex. 2
Scaramouche and Kazuha know each other and Scaramouche will not die.

Scaramouche by cumt June 17, 2021